Ah man I bet none of ya have had bruises on your lips before! Bad night and got into fight, now I look ugly as hell, any way to get rid of em or make em go away quicker?
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
Don't go tellin' me what I haven't had before.

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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
Vaseline works great on hickeys. so i would guess that it would work on bruises
Ice, meat, i wouldn't try anything other than that just because it's on your lips.
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Just cut them off.

Exactly. Or go streaking.....

Well, that wouldn't get rid of them but it'd be pretty damn funny.

Read 'Em =]
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Sounds to me like someone's been beating their wife and wants to hide the evidence.

Gazza? Is that you?
Usually cutting the bruise open a little bit and putting Aloe Lotion/Lemon Juice mix works pretty well. Cutting it open lets the mixture work on help restoring the damaged blood vessels, which will in turn cause the bruise to clear up real quick.

I got one on my side yesterday, and its already healed to the point where a little makeup makes it invisible. It's hardly even sore to the touch either.
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?