#1
i have a project in which i have to pick a motto that somewhat relates to me. im too lazy to think of one, google is too annoying and "procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you're only ****ing yourself" is "too vulgar", even though its awesome.

so, anything that isnt to vulgar will suffice as a good motto.
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why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#3
"When in doubt, have some irn bru."

thats mine...... ive peed orange

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#4
heard this one on spongebob
"what is today but yesterday's tomorrow"
which is a non vulgar way of approaching procrastination
Send me off to bed forevermore.
#5
"it seemed like a good idea at the time". oh wait. that's Bush's motto.
Epiphone G-400
Yamaha Pacifica (Mod on hold due to procrastination)
Rocktron Banshee
Marshall 10CD

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I've never smoked before but it looks like fun.
#7
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It's not rape, it's surprise sex


win!

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#8
Guitar Hero is to guitar as masturbation is to sex.

And I play expert, baby.
#9
you're not prejudice, you hate everyone?
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#12
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#13
Support does not make truth.

Millions thought Hitler was right...
Dissonance is Bliss


Signal Chain:
Carvin CT-4
Ibanez TS-9
Carvin Quad-X
TC Electronics G-Major
Mesa/Boogie 2:90
Ear Candy BuzzBomb



Member #4 of the Carvin Club
#14
"Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self."
or
"Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie."
"People are stupid. They will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true."
#15
I was going to get a motto then i saw a pop up for free cheese porn
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Just hit all the strings at once, raping your e string and making retardly out of place pinch harmonics

oh wait, this isn't a slipknot concert..

FREEBIRD!


And the amish said let their be CHEESE...
#16
how are we supposed to pick a motto that sums up your life when we dont know you?
My obligatory gear list

Guitars
Schecter C-1 Classic
Gibson SG Special
1987 Fender Strat
Epiphone PR-150

Amp and Effects
Peavey Valveking 112
Boss DD-6
Crybaby Wah-wah
Ibanez TS-9DX
Banshee 2 Talkbox


Crit plz! Wh ore of Gommorah
#17
Live fast die old and dont get aids?
Founder of the UG Church of Nihilists pm to join


Trust in me and fall aswell.
#18
"When a condom fails, falcon punch prevails"

And then have a giant statue of Captain Falcon punching a pregnant woman downstairs.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#19
How about "Why do any thinking when you can ask people on the internet to do it for you. I'm really that lazy."
82 Ibanez artist ar105
94 Fender MIJ 72 tele custom reissue
04 prs se soapbar singlecut
97 Simon & Patrick pro flame maple
05 Art & Lutherie cedar 12
Custom Strat

68 Fender Super Reverb
78 Traynor TS200
80's Roland Cube20
#20
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
~~ Samuel Johnson


?
Do YOU know who Les Paul is?

Guitars:
-Epiphone Dot Studio
Amps:
-Fender Stage 112 SE
Effects:
-BBE Soul Vibe
-Boss OD-1 Overdrive
-Ibanez DE-7 Delay
#21
Here's one of my personal favorites: "Faber Quesque Fortunae Suae" which translates to "Every man, the architect of his own fortune".
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Wait a second..how did KoRn get you into metal? That's like Nancy Reagan getting you into heroin addiction and prostitution!
#23
its not rape if u yell suprise first!

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#24
“Diligence overcomes difficulties, sloth makes them.” - Benjamin Franklin

you're welcome
Gear:
Inflatable Guitar
Digitech GSP 2101/Mosvalve 962/Yamaha S412V
My Imagination
#26
referring to bra sizes: "If it's above a C, it's not for me"
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dreamtheater91 has destroyed my soul with that story

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#28
Quote by akaDan
Guitar Hero is to guitar as masturbation is to sex.

And I play expert, baby.



haha
#29
Quoted from Winston Churchill himself

"Never, ever, ever, ever give up."
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Divinecrossfire...

Epic post. Wish I could say more, but I don't know much about the subconscious and other psychological stuff.
#30
Kinda in the same vein as above "Die trying"
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That's it, everybody go home, thread won by [sam].