#1
So there's this pretty damn hot girl. Back in middle school, we were pretty close, but never did anything. I've heard she's bilemic. Anyway, she had this long-term boyfriend and they broke up a few months ago. She's kind of psychotic sometimes.

Anyway, 2 weeks ago, I asked her to prom, and she said 'I don't know.' So then, one week later, I said 'We goin to prom, then?' She said "I don't know, well, see, I kind of asked somebody else before you, so I'll get back to you"

Sooo then, today in Advanced Math, (I'm a junior in high school by the way), she gives me a note. I said 'are you kidding me?' I mean, who passes notes these days, anyway?

I told this other kid that she gave me a note in Spanish. Later, in study hall, we read it together, and he didn't believe that it was her note, because it was so retarded and stupid. Not even kidding, he thought that I made up that note as a joke, because she couldn't have written that.

It went as follows:

"Do you like me?
Do you want to be my prom date?
And if you do...
Then don't be afraid to drive me
If you want to,
I think this is how your prom should go...
Check yes or no"
then she had 2 boxes "yes" and "no" that i could fill out.

Is that supposed to be like a poem? I was confused..

Honestly I burst out laughing when I read it, what should i do?
#4
anyone else read the title as "Porn Date Situation"?
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#7
Check yes and get ready for a good time.
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#8
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anyone else read the title as "Porn Date Situation"?


^^...yes

I didn't realise "bilemic" meant "bulimic", that makes sense now.
#11
Porn date simulation?
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#13
wow its like your in middle school again (with the passing of the notes.) Tell her in person that you would like to go. none of that passing notes sh*t
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#14
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lol, george strait.

check yes


lol...i was hoping i wasnt the only one who noticed
:p
#15
I have nothing to contribute to this, I just found it funny that you felt the need to write Advanced math instead of just math...
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#16
isnt that like exactly like some stupid country song?
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#18
does she listen to country? its alot like a george strait song.

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looks like i've been beaten to that one...

I would say check yes.
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#19
THANK GOD FOR THE PIT, I didn't realize the whole "check yes or no" thing...

I don't really listen to country.

It all makes sense now.

Thanks.

I think I still might check no for the hell of it and see what she does.
#20
Depends on what she means by 'drive'

<_<

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I think I still might check no for the hell of it and see what she does.


Thats a really jerky thing to do

You asked her in the first place and now you're just going to say no?

And to someone i'm going to assume has emotional problems and seems to shy to talk about to you in person

Dick...
#21
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anyone else read the title as "Porn Date Situation"?



aye, same here

say yes, and screw her but do it in style
i.e. do it like ozzy would do!
#22
NO check yes idiot so u can bang her after the dance
Wake up
Your hiding in your nightmares
Your screaming behind closed eyes
What the hell are you waiting for
#24
She's been listening to Rhianna, that sounds like some of the lyrics from shut up and drive [shut up, that song was looped and I had to choice but to subliminally accept the lyrics].
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#25
check yes and no both
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Kids are so uncivilised


ur just sayin that since ur a virgin? yeaa i figured
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I have nothing to contribute to this, I just found it funny that you felt the need to write Advanced math instead of just math...



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#29
this might just be a good plotline for a porno...
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#31
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anyone else read the title as "Porn Date Situation"?



thats the only reason i'm reading it lol
#32
Junior High? Prom?

my neck of the woods not even underclassmen are supposed to go to prom, only 11 and 12 grade.
i thought i had magic fingers once, and had uncovered the fountain of love.

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#34
[Laughs ****ing head off]
My god that’s probably the stupidest thing I have ever read...
I mean seriously she sound's like a total ****ing nut-case...
There should be another box for HELL NO!!!
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