#2
I totally thought up the idea with my friend a couple years ago on why this one teacher was such a bitch all of the time.
#3
TEETH tells the story of High school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad’s (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
#4
must.... resitst... the pear......
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#6
that is totally ****ed.
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#9
ahahahahaha

classic. the fact that its on apple's site just adds to it
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#10
lol...so it's a vagina that eats people?
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#11
i saw that...it had a limited release in new york so me and my friend drove about an hour to get in and see it...so epic of a movie
#16
What the ****? Did that one guy about halfway through get his dick bitten off?

HOLY ****!!!!
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#20



WHAT THE ****


I have never been this disturbed in my life


WHAT THE ****


a toothed vagina?


AHHHHHH
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#24
What if she gets cavities or gingivitis?
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the worst ive seen is a guy kick this other guy in the head repeatedly and had to be taken to hospital in a helicopter

Who the hell would build a Hospital inside of a Helicopter?
#26
So many questions...

Does she have to brush them?

Are they like mouth teeth, or just riggid edges?

Can she chew stuff with it?

Can she control when it bites?

Can she get it removed?

How does she give birth?

Genetically speaking, HOW did this happen?!?!


so many more, not enough time...
#27
I've heard about this before. It was in article which talked about movies that premiered at the Sundance Film Festival. It was that same article where I learned that they made a movie about Mr. Hands. It's called " Zoo ", I believe.

EDIT: Interestingly enough, the first though that came to my mind when I saw the thread title was "Lol, remember that movie about the toothed vagina"

My mind's fucked up.
#28
WHAT THE ****!!!



at first i thought it said "tattooed" and I'm like "so..?"


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#29


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#30
How horny do you have to be to keep hitting the pussy that's choping your dick off?? BME Pain olympics, anyone?
Well, now... was that really necessary?


CAUTION: DO NOT FEED THE VAMPIRES
#31
Vaginas are VERY strange. Girls can pass gas thru their vagina, they have mucous plugs, they can house chicken eggs. Very strange indeed.
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#32
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Vaginas are VERY strange. Girls can pass gas thru their vagina, they have mucous plugs, they can house chicken eggs. Very strange indeed.

Strangeness =/= bad all the time. Teeth choping your gear off does, however.
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#33
I guess she can only take in the butt of give BJs huh?
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Who the hell would build a Hospital inside of a Helicopter?
#34
Me and a buddy saw that trailer last week, now we've been jokin about it for a whole week. Dumbest movie ever... We're actually gonna see it at the theatres for once. I mean, it just doesn't get any dumber than this, I gotta see it
#37
now even god is making abortions easier.

damn liberals and their evolution.
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