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#1
So i was talking to this friend of mine, adn he was like "christians are dumb, they think that condoms don't work 100% of the time." I tried explaining to him that condoms can tear accidentally, so saying that they work 100% of the time is not true. He keeps calling me ignorant though. so what do you guys think>?
#3
I think it's like a 95% chance of it working or something along those lines.
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#4
they have like a 3-5% failure rate. But the combo of condoms and birth control pills literally almost never fail
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#5
have sex with his mom/sister/both, with a condom, and make sure it rips, getting her pregnant. that'll show him.
#7
According to statistics, condoms with perfect use is 98-99% effective.

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#8
Hit him in the mouth. Condoms are about 99% effective, but they do fail, and then hit him in the mouth again for making such a sweeping [and barely coherent] generalization of all Christians.
#10
No, not 100% at all...and I advise you keep your friend far away from having sex. Ever.
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#11
Plus theres the fact that premarital sex from a Christianity viewpoint has nothing to do with condoms. From what they say its a sin so like I said if he thinks they're not having sex because they think condoms can fail (which they can obviously) then he's retarded because they're not having sex for moral reasons.
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#12
With condoms you have an 85% chance of not conceiving a child (if not applied and used properly, 91% chance if applied and used properly) as with birth control in the form of an oral pill you have a 99.99% chance of not conceiving a child.
#13
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According to statistics, condoms with perfect use is 98-99% effective.

Who's statistics?

Anyways, it is a poor workman who blames his tools.

But really, just double-up and you'll be good to go.

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With condoms you have an 85% chance of not conceiving a child (if not applied and used properly, 91% chance if applied and used properly)

So . . . putting the condom over my foot might actually work?
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Who's statistics?

Anyways, it is a poor workman who blames his tools.

But really, just double-up and you'll be good to go.


Doubling up actually creates even more friction increasing your chances of breakage. If you wanna be truely safe just wrap it up and have your girl be on the pill at the same time.
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Who's statistics?

Anyways, it is a poor workman who blames his tools.

But really, just double-up and you'll be good to go.

I was told that they rub against each other causing them to break if you use two.
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#18
I've had one tear, and only noticed it afterwards. What followed was a very nerveracking trip to buy the morningafter pill.

My girlfriend was, at the time, shaking.
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#19
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Doubling up actually creates even more friction increasing your chances of breakage. If you wanna be truely safe just wrap it up and have your girl be on the pill at the same time.



Yea I heard about that.


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#20
Quote by sSyLc
Who's statistics?

Anyways, it is a poor workman who blames his tools.

But really, just double-up and you'll be good to go.


So . . . putting the condom over my foot might actually work?



They're very stretchy. You could wear one on your head and over your face.
#21
dethm3tal (11:34:31 PM): how dare someone that says this "have sex with his mom/sister/both, with a condom, and make sure it rips, getting her pregnant. that'll show him." call me ignorant?
TimiHendrix91 (11:34:39 PM): lmao dude don't take it seriously
dethm3tal (11:35:23 PM): I can take it seriously if I want to
TimiHendrix91 (11:35:32 PM): he wasn't being serious
TimiHendrix91 (11:35:33 PM): lol
dethm3tal (11:35:33 PM): he wouldn't have said that **** in person
TimiHendrix91 (11:35:38 PM): dude that's the internet
dethm3tal (11:35:45 PM): so what the **** makes it better to say it there?
dethm3tal (11:35:52 PM): pussy ass mother****er -_-
dethm3tal (11:35:59 PM): "they break and are made with holes sometimes. fact."
dethm3tal (11:36:11 PM): you'd have to be an idiot not to see a ****ing hole. fact.
dethm3tal (11:36:23 PM): haha ****ing hole, I made a pun

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#22
I've had a condom break during sex on more than one occasion. So no, they aren't foolproof.
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#23
Condoms can't fail, only you can.

Actually they work 99.9% of the time. The rest is if you tear it or it slips off or something.
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dethm3tal (11:34:31 PM): how dare someone that says this "have sex with his mom/sister/both, with a condom, and make sure it rips, getting her pregnant. that'll show him." call me ignorant?
TimiHendrix91 (11:34:39 PM): lmao dude don't take it seriously
dethm3tal (11:35:23 PM): I can take it seriously if I want to
TimiHendrix91 (11:35:32 PM): he wasn't being serious
TimiHendrix91 (11:35:33 PM): lol
dethm3tal (11:35:33 PM): he wouldn't have said that **** in person
TimiHendrix91 (11:35:38 PM): dude that's the internet
dethm3tal (11:35:45 PM): so what the **** makes it better to say it there?
dethm3tal (11:35:52 PM): pussy ass mother****er -_-
dethm3tal (11:35:59 PM): "they break and are made with holes sometimes. fact."
dethm3tal (11:36:11 PM): you'd have to be an idiot not to see a ****ing hole. fact.
dethm3tal (11:36:23 PM): haha ****ing hole, I made a pun

^LOL

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dethm3tal (11:34:31 PM): how dare someone that says this "have sex with his mom/sister/both, with a condom, and make sure it rips, getting her pregnant. that'll show him." call me ignorant?
TimiHendrix91 (11:34:39 PM): lmao dude don't take it seriously
dethm3tal (11:35:23 PM): I can take it seriously if I want to
TimiHendrix91 (11:35:32 PM): he wasn't being serious
TimiHendrix91 (11:35:33 PM): lol
dethm3tal (11:35:33 PM): he wouldn't have said that **** in person
TimiHendrix91 (11:35:38 PM): dude that's the internet
dethm3tal (11:35:45 PM): so what the **** makes it better to say it there?
dethm3tal (11:35:52 PM): pussy ass mother****er -_-
dethm3tal (11:35:59 PM): "they break and are made with holes sometimes. fact."
dethm3tal (11:36:11 PM): you'd have to be an idiot not to see a ****ing hole. fact.
dethm3tal (11:36:23 PM): haha ****ing hole, I made a pun

^LOL

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#27
Quote by sSyLc
Who's statistics?

Anyways, it is a poor workman who blames his tools.

But really, just double-up and you'll be good to go.

Actually, doubling up is just another way of saying "I want to make 2 condoms fail miserably today"
#28
Maybe we're better off all having kids.
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#29
dethm3tal (11:42:04 PM): YOU PUT MY ****ING SN ON THERE
dethm3tal (11:42:08 PM): I HATE YOU TIM
TimiHendrix91 (11:42:11 PM): lmfao
dethm3tal (11:42:13 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:14 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:15 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:16 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:16 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:17 PM): v
dethm3tal (11:42:18 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:19 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:20 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:20 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:21 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:22 PM): I HATE YOU


thanks guys for the lulz
#30
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#31
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they have like a 3-5% failure rate. But the combo of condoms and birth control pills literally almost never fail

It failed with me, my bro, and both my sisters.
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dethm3tal (11:42:04 PM): YOU PUT MY ****ING SN ON THERE
dethm3tal (11:42:08 PM): I HATE YOU TIM
TimiHendrix91 (11:42:11 PM): lmfao
dethm3tal (11:42:13 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:14 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:15 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:16 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:16 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:17 PM): v
dethm3tal (11:42:18 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:19 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:20 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:20 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:21 PM): I HATE YOU
dethm3tal (11:42:22 PM): I HATE YOU


thanks guys for the lulz

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lmao he's reading the topic too.

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#35
well 3/4 condoms i used broke =/ maybe it was just a bad box... doubtful.. but yeah... i think im just a little too rough, but hey..
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#37
I hope I have a condom that breaks. Then I'll have a kid. I think I'd name it something along the lines of dethm3tal. You guys think it's a good name? I don't want my kid to get beat up in school.
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#38
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I hope I have a condom that breaks. Then I'll have a kid. I think I'd name it something along the lines of dethm3tal. You guys think it's a good name? I don't want my kid to get beat up in school.



I'll molest him like the dirty little bitch he is.


edit: Omg I can't believe I said that!
#39
Hahaha, Spamwise I'm having a convo with Deth. He's got a totally different story.
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