#1
yea, uh how long will a rose last that's not in water?
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#2
Not very long. A few days at most maybe? I'm not too good with flowers.
#4
Who cares?

Does it get you laid or not. That is the question.
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#5
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Who cares?

Does it get you laid or not. That is the question.


quoted for lulz.
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...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#8
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Be a real man and get her flowers 5 minutes before you see her tomorrow.

That's my plan
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#9
roses last about 3-5 days... booty you get for giving flowers lasts equally 3-5 days
#11
just tell her to put them in water.
i sent some roses last year, she put them in water and they lasted for over a week
#12
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roses last about 3-5 days... booty you get for giving flowers lasts equally 3-5 days


lmao nice dude.
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You need to douse it in a 20/30/50 ratio of mustard/ketchup/horseradish and stroke it as fast as you can untill the mayonaise squirts out. Then consume.
#13
^I gave my girl some and they lasted almost two... she still has them, it's pretty sweet. A few are gone, but she hung them up and dried a few so they'll last forever. I don't quite exactly know how they will last, but she says they will so I'm not going to ask any questions
#14
I gave my old g/f a rose, it lasted for damn ages, until she got it trapped in a wardrobe door.

I think she'd dried it though.