#1
Okay, there going to be a big ass party this weekend where I live... I've gotten 40 bucks from my parents, but I need like 20 or 30 more (for 'goods'). Don't tell me to get a job, I have one and thats strictly for gas money and savings. The only thing I've thought of is selling an old sega genesis to the pawn shop. Any other ideas?
#3
I'd say hire yourself out.

Either that or sell some stuff you've got lying around.
#4
other peoples lunch money?
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#5
Ha, actually I saw an ad for a nude male model in Columbia... you'd get 1500 for a shoot but its not 'til next week, I thought about doing it...
#6
Sell lemonade at the party. Then it will be a lemonparty.
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#7
Suck willehs. Or sell some of your stuff. Or do someone's paper round.
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#8
-Sell old stuff on Ebay (you'd be surprised what will sell).
-Suck someone off.
-Sell pictures of you sucking someone off on Ebay. (you'd be surprised what will sell).
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#9
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-Sell old stuff on Ebay (you'd be surprised what will sell).
-Suck someone off.
-Sell pictures of you sucking someone off on Ebay. (you'd be surprised what will sell).


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just wash cars or something.
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#10
ask local live music promoters if they need anyone to hand out flyers.
its what i've been doing all day... i got £20 plus a door bonus
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#11
When I need money fast I sell **** to my friends, old mp3 players, batteries, phones etc.
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#12
rob old ppl cause there a bunch of penny pinching bastards
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#13
Two words: lemonade stand.

You know it has rights too!
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#15
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Sell your body to the night.


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#16
LOL Dumb and Dumber. Just sell some crap to friends or on eBay.
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#17
steal something or sell something
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sell a death bird to a blind kid


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#20
Have a bake sale!

Nah, instead, kidnap fat kids and hold them for ransom


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#21
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Have a bake sale!

Nah, instead, kidnap fat kids and hold them for ransom


Kidnap fat kids, cook them, and have a bake sale.

Win/win baby.
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#22
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Sell lemonade at the party. Then it will be a lemonparty.

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#23
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Have a bake sale!

Nah, instead, kidnap fat kids and hold them for ransom

Kidnap fat kids and use there meat to make pies at the bake sale.
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#24
Play guitar on the street corner with a basket in front of you for spare change. I've made 7.50 doing that for like an hour and a half.
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