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http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/us-military-develops-ray-gun-people-feel-like-theyre-on-fire-231446.php


The U.S. military has developed a non-lethal ray gun that makes people feel like they're on fire. Yes! It's supposed to be used in places like Iraq and Afghanistan (where else?) in order to disperse crowds and get people to cooperate. It uses millimeter electromagnetic waves to penetrate the skin and raises body temperature to 130 degrees Fahrenheit near instantly. Combine this with other top notch U.S. military technology and it's pretty easy to see why we're number one, now and forever. – Nicholas Deleon


Goodness.
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#2
what happens when you realise your not on fire?

Is it just a placebo effect? "OH SHI- a lazer! I'M ON FIIIREE AAARGG ....hey wait.... no I'm not" *picks up gun and shoots back*


Also I'm sure a change of body temperature by even a few degrees is deadly.
#4
That's retarded. Sure, use water tanks to disperse riots, but this?
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#6
Quote by rabidguitarist
That's retarded. Sure, use water tanks to disperse riots, but this?


Even better, use both!

Hang on if they use ice cold water and this ray gun, then will the person feel neutral?
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#10
I heard about this a while ago. The rest of the world should just give up, he who controls the laz0r controls the battle.
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#11
Quote by rizo299
what happens when you realise your not on fire?

Is it just a placebo effect? "OH SHI- a lazer! I'M ON FIIIREE AAARGG ....hey wait.... no I'm not" *picks up gun and shoots back*


Also I'm sure a change of body temperature by even a few degrees is deadly.



exactly what i was thinking, how does something instantly raise your body temperature to such an extreme degree and not have any physical damage? that doesn't make sense....
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Nail guns > Rail guns > ray guns

are you high?
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#19
So what? They'll probably break all the time anyway. Nearly everything American breaks in the desert .
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#20
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That's sweet but...

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#21
It excites the water molecules in the epidermis to 130 degrees. It does not affect body temperature.
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#22
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It excites the water molecules in the epidermis to 130 degrees. It does not affect body temperature.


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#23
Wouldn't this cause brain damage if it was aimed at someones head?

Nevermind. Just read that it effects the water molecules in the skin.
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#26
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Fire boarding?


HA! If they aren't allowed to make them think they are drowning, they should make them feel like they are on fire! Brilliant! Seems like the more ethical way to go. Atleast by the ethics our government uses.
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#28
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Nail guns > Rail guns > ray guns




He's right you know, someone I work with put a nail through a beam, it hit a knot and pinged out the side, 3 inches through his thumb. Ouchies.
#29
This would have to be a psychological thing or else they would die if their body reached that temperature.
#30
Quote by soulphonate
HA! If they aren't allowed to make them think they are drowning, they should make them feel like they are on fire! Brilliant! Seems like the more ethical way to go. Atleast by the ethics our government uses.


why dont they water board them while being on fire.
Neutral, right?
completely ethical.
#31
well that kinda dumb...like a flamethrower without the flames

so i guess its like...just a thrower????
#32
I ****ing hate the US military intensely.
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#33
Quote by str84ever
This would have to be a psychological thing or else they would die if their body reached that temperature.


Read the whole thread please, it excites water molecules in the skin thus being harmless.

I ****ing hate the US military intensely.


Yeah God forbid they come up with something to harmlessly disperse a threat
#34
Leave it to the United States' addle-brained military to ruminate up something as daft as this.
#35
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Yeah God forbid they come up with something to harmlessly disperse a threat

Harmless? It's an enormous ray gun designed to inflict a severe amount of pain to people that probably won't be armed.... Where is the harmless?
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#36
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Harmless? It's an enormous ray gun designed to inflict a severe amount of pain to people that probably won't be armed.... Where is the harmless?


It's HARMLESS pain.
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#37
Quote by Vornik
Harmless? It's an enormous ray gun designed to inflict a severe amount of pain to people that probably won't be armed.... Where is the harmless?

they should have thought of that before they started to riot.
#39
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