#1
Elections are going to be held at my high school, and, apparently, everybody is using the same propaganda method of music, posters, and promises that are, most of the time, broken. I really would like some help with this. Could anyone please tell me a different method to gain followers?


oh, btw, this is the first time that i post something this formal here in UG lol!
#2
Quote by streetlegal08
Elections are going to be held at my high school, and, apparently, everybody is using the same propaganda method of music, posters, and promises that are, most of the time, broken. I really would like some help with this. Could anyone please tell me a different method to gain followers?


oh, btw, this is the first time that i post something this formal here in UG lol!

Free beer and election flyers.
#3
It's a popularity contest.

Sorry.

2004 MIM Strat w/ Fender Hot Noiseless pickups
Sovtek MiG 60
Avatar 2x12 w/ Celestion Greenbacks
Snark Tuner
MXR Custom Comp
Fulltone Full-Drive 2
Dunlop JHM3 Univibe
TC electronic Nova Delay
TC electronic Arena Reverb
#4
Threats and/or bribing
Waterboarding
Fireboarding (See thread about lazer weapons)
The Pit. The Movie.
#10
Quote by streetlegal08
lol! no beer, unfortunately, but flyers are interesting. thanx!

Try humour.

"Vote for me and custard pies will be balanced on top of every door to every room in the physics department!!"
#12
SEX

Now that I have your attention vote for me

I've done that before in a presentation. It was hilarious.

"FREE PORN! Now that I have your attention, today is the Holocaust Memorial day".

I was young...
#13
Be the funny guy, the kind of yeah i'm doing this for fun guy and i want people to have fun guy and remember there are more unpopular people and geeks then there are popular people.
#14
"Every time you vote for the other guy I kill a baby seal"
*picture of seal*
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

Quote by damian_91
Pleasure2kill, you are a genius!
#16
Quote by Kumanji
Try humour.

"Vote for me and custard pies will be balanced on top of every door to every room in the physics department!!"

lol! and yeah i have been doing that and it is working. I have gained several followers out of my stand up comedian experience. I went to tell jokes on a stage at super sweet 16's as well as playing with my band. I didnt charge for the jokes but we did charge for playing cuz carrying a drumset just sucks!
#17
Be a popular person.

Be friends with other popular people at the school.

Tell people what they expect to hear, rather than any serious political speech.

Don't take any part of it too seriously.
#19
Quote by streetlegal08
lol! and yeah i have been doing that and it is working. I have gained several followers out of my stand up comedian experience. I went to tell jokes on a stage at super sweet 16's as well as playing with my band. I didnt charge for the jokes but we did charge for playing cuz carrying a drumset just sucks!

Aye, that it does

Freebies: miniature knitted t-shirts, firearms, so long as it has your name on it.
#20
assuming you play guitar..

why don't you write a song about why people should vote for you?
#22
play elected by alice cooper as your speach thing... no one knows it any more but its a great way of getting across that your a fun guy with out the whole writing it urself part.... or do the porn thing....
Quote by HaKattack
Pop Tarts. Strudels are a Austrian invention; Hitler was also from Austria.
Obviously, Toaster Strudels are the same as Toaster NAZIS.
#23
Quote by bendystraw
*ahem*
[reallybigreallifesimpsonspicturewashere]
these guys did it.

I know. Where do you think I got the idea?
#29
bribe them with cookies. c'mon... you KNOW it's the only way

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#31
Tell them Optimus Prime endorses you and make a picture with optimus prime saying Vote for *insert name here*
Quote by Ichikurosaki
fenrir you legendary legend man

I'm a legendary legend
Quote by Kensai
Maybe there's a connection between intelligence and obesity? Hmmmmm...

Kefka of the Final Fantasy Elite - PM Metacarpi, Ichikurosaki, Gallagher2006, or Deliriumbassist to join!
Last edited by fenrir182 at Feb 13, 2008,