#2
Macaroni Heart?

In the future, if you say "no stupid posts" in the Pit thats PROBABLY all you will get.
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#4
Get her a boyfriend who knows how to click the button at the bottom of the screen that says 2, which will take you to the second page of the forums, where this question has been asked a million times.
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#7
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Get her a boyfriend who knows how to click the button at the bottom of the screen that says 2, which will take you to the second page of the forums, where this question has been asked a million times.

#9
a pair of balls, since you obviously have none... get her a knuckle sandwich, chicks love those!

but seriously tho, deffinitely ur dick in a box
#11
make her dinner???
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#12
bake her a cake, and while she is eating it, leave the room. in the middle of this cake place a little "love note"

and this note will say "the antidote is somewhere in this room"

watch her frantically search. make sure to get it on tape, and then post it.
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#14
A song?
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+1
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EDIT: Sammcl pretty much got it dead on.
#16
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Dick in a box.

>.>



nope, those are only for christmas.


macaroni hearts
#17
Quote by NutZz?
bake her a cake, and while she is eating it, leave the room. in the middle of this cake place a little "love note"

and this note will say "the antidote is somewhere in this room"

watch her frantically search. make sure to get it on tape, and then post it.

+1 on the first part.

for the rest!
#18
Quote by NutZz?
bake her a cake, and while she is eating it, leave the room. in the middle of this cake place a little "love note"

and this note will say "the antidote is somewhere in this room"

watch her frantically search. make sure to get it on tape, and then post it.


best idea so far, hands down
I'd like a chocolate shake.. with a whiskey chaser
#19
Quote by NutZz?
bake her a cake, and while she is eating it, leave the room. in the middle of this cake place a little "love note"

and this note will say "the antidote is somewhere in this room"

watch her frantically search. make sure to get it on tape, and then post it.



+1234567890000!!
#20
a lesbian lover
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