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I searched, found a fairly old one but it was only 2 pages long so here's a feeble attempt to revive this topic.

Talk about any fights you've had, whether they "weren't really fights" or where br00tally serious. Here's one of my 'fights'.

Me and some guys were hanging out and I got up to do something. When I came back [not even 2 minutes had passed] he took my chair and put his feet up in it. Unfortunately for him, he was now backing me, so I pulled the chair from under him and he spilled his lunch [corned beef sandwiches]. Of course he was angry so he got up and threw one of his sandwiches at me. No big deal, he can't throw well, so I laugh it off.
Then his bully shows up, sees his mess on the floor, picks one up and says "Eat up b****" and shoves one in his mouth. Everyone laughs their ***es off and he gets mad and throws more sandwiches at me and walks away.

I'm not a *****, I let him get even and left it at that, so when it took it further I got angry . I wasn't gonna let him get off easy, so I picked up a loaf of bread with corned beef on it, caught up to him and slammed it on his neck/head/shoulder. Corned beef splatted everywhere and everyone busted out laughing even more. Nerdy boy gets mad and comes back trying to get physical and Mike [my best friend] comes in and slams Nerdy boy into a wall while I continued laughing. After that we got sent to the vice Principal for fighting and we got flogged [lame, old dude hitting me on my *** with a bamboo stick is not cool, they should really abolish that **** here].

Nerdy boy hasn't lived it down and I have been praised more than enough. At least once a week someone reminds me of that fight, so everyone knows me as the guy that beat a kid with a corned beef sandwich and everyone knows Nerdy boy as the kid that got beat with a corned beef sandwich. It wasn't really much of a fight it you ask me, and I don't call myself the 'winner' or act tough because of it. I just let the guys at school go on about it because it doesn't negatively affect me in anyway. Of course, Nerdy boy hates it so he's a little passive aggressive towards me, we might find ourselves at it again if he doesn't shut the hell up though.


There's one of my stories, I might post other ones where I got beat [happened quiet a few times] and one time a girl beat me but first I want to her about your fights.
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I once humiliated a huge nerd and everyone was like "Lawl you're the sex" everyday.
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Thats mean.
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#4
so you beat up a nerdy kid that gets bullied, asshole.

Ok so two girls in my school were going to have a party's on the same night. So they were walking by each other in the hall and one decks the other in the face. They fist fight and knock the fight to the ground and are wresting (these are 2 of the hottest girls in my school BTW) one of them gets loose takes off her heel and smacks the other girl with the pointed end. End fight

My teacher was telling me about the last school he worked at where they had 12 deans and they were all 6 foot plus 250 pound men. They would patrol the halls and tackle kids when they threw up gang signs and apparently they would jump into fights and throw kids off of each and ****. School also had 6 metal detectors to get into it.
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He asked for it, he's one of those dudes that comes around when you don't want him and he can't take a hint >.>

EDIT: Girls never fight at my school, and when they do they don't even last long. Teachers show up too fast.
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You're talking about my "Fights In School Anyone?" one aren't you.

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i only beat up the rednecks. and that is only when they make fun of / hurt another friend because of their race.
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once after school this sped cam and jumped on my back, and i was trying to get him off when my lead singer comes over to help we both shook him and pushed him til finally he let go and went headfirst into cement wall. it was a bloody mess and we got off with writing a couple sentences on what we would do better next time
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This one time these two hot girls were fighting, then one ripped off the top of the other and she got angry and ripped the others top off (neither were wearing bras either) then proceeded to wrestle around with titties flopping around. I came.

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once after school this sped cam and jumped on my back, and i was trying to get him off when my lead singer comes over to help we both shook him and pushed him til finally he let go and went headfirst into cement wall. it was a bloody mess and we got off with writing a couple sentences on what we would do better next time


You should have turned in a paper that just said "Karate Chop to the testicles."
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#13
The girl fights at my school/after school are awesome. Just a couple of weeks ago, there was one where this "punk rawk" stoner chick got her ass kicked in front of her trailer. The girl that beat her up stomped her face when she was done, too. There's a video of it, too.

Last year, a fight broke out where I was at lunch. Two kids throwing punches back and forth and throwing each other to the ground. It lasted like, two minutes before it was broken up.

2 years ago in Eighth grade... a girl gets jumped at the McDonalds a few blocks down from the school. A group of girls bash her face in to a car, into the pavement, beat the crap out of her, etc... now the eighth graders can't go to McDonalds after school anymore.

Also last year, a kid got jumped before school in the front hallway by the math department. Nose broken, and there was blood spattered on the wall, on the floor, and everywhere.

That's about all that I remember.
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He asked for it, he's one of those dudes that comes around when you don't want him and he can't take a hint >.>

EDIT: Girls never fight at my school, and when they do they don't even last long. Teachers show up too fast.


Maybe he was just trying to make friends and you shunned him just like everybody else. Still an asshole move until you prove otherwise.
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Once I punched this aboriniginal girl once and I got suspened for 2 days

And before that, there was this dude twice my size tring to stir me up right, then he started punching my arm then he hit me in the face so I got up and smashed him, I got sent home for the rest of the day
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#16
Op that sounded like the gayest, nerdiest fight ever

I remember when these two girls were fighting in the hall. One of them were big as hell. She ****ed the other one pretty bad. Took a while for the guards to break it up with all the people watching the fight. The smaller one ended up getting a black/bloody eye.
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School fights are ridiculously wimpy.

Here's one: A kid comes up and starts shoving me, because apparently I slept with is girlfriend (?). I push him back, and he tries to punch me in the face. I sidestep it, grab his arm to hold him there, and back kick (Spin/side kick) him, knocking him off his feet with his arm still in my hand, and I put him into a police escort hold.

God knows why anyone would pick a fight with a second degree black belt, I wanted to just break his arm so bad.
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I guess I'll tell one where I got beat so people don't think I'm an asshole:


I was chilling [as usual] after school waiting for my mom to pick me up when these 2 girls grabbed my bag and played keep away with it. I got mad, started a fight with one of the girls [she was 2 years older than me], I don't remember the details but I remember crying and scratches. We got taken to the principal and I got off because it was my first year and I had visible marks from the fight while she didn't.

That was probably the most embarrassing thing to happen to me. I managed to live it down though.
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In grade 7 my class was playing soccer against the baseball cage thing. Some fat shit was pissing me off so I grabbed him by the shirt, cracked him in the cheek, and threw him down. He stayed down for about 10 minutes, holding his face. Then he tried going after me again, which pissed me off even more. I grabbed him, threw him up against the batting cage and yelled, "FUCK OFF YOU FAT SHIT!! I ALREADY KICKED YOUR ASS ONCE! DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN!!" So he left.

During class he was calling me a pussy and that I can't fight. So I called him on, and he said we could fight after school. So after school came and we met outside. He took off his jacket (it was winter) and threw it on the ground. I jerseyed him and threw him on the ground. Took him a bit to get up.

A few days later I saw him at the hockey rink with a HUUGE bruise on the side of his face that didn't go away til about 2 weeks later.

And to this day he says I kicked him, when the people who saw it (and are his friends) say I didn't kick him.
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Maybe he was just trying to make friends and you shunned him just like everybody else. Still an asshole move until you prove otherwise.

He might have been really annoying and stupid and he didn't want to know him, you don't have to be forced to be his friend so you don't hurt his feelings
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#21
That was a lame fight.

In sixth grade, I had a lot of friends. So, theres this kid named kyle, and he was talking crap, but I let it slide, because I'm not a violent guy. But at recess one day, I look over, and he's choking my friend, so I run over and start punching him in the face to help my friend. He turned over, to try and take a swing, and saw a posse of 10-15 comeing our way to back me up and he walked away. Then, we were standing around laughing, and I asked my friend why he was being choked, and he said "I told him he was gay because he stole my name!"(both named Kyle) so we got more good laughs. Then, this Kyle guy comes back and starts yelling crap, bad move because within one second he was on the ground getting kicked repeatedly. Then, I got pushed in the back, and tripped over poor Kyle's face. It turns out his friend was trying to back him up. Anyways, I get up, look past his friend, and see a teacher coming, so I ran and jumped into a group of girls and hid there for the rest of recess. All my friends got in trouble except for one I got to follow me, but I remained unscathed.

I've had a few others, but that's the one I got the most hits in on.


By the way, don't get in fights kids. Sure, it's fun to talk about the sixth grade fights, but they really did suck, and we're really immature.
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Maybe he was just trying to make friends and you shunned him just like everybody else. Still an asshole move until you prove otherwise.


I'm not an aggressive guy, but this guy always had something to say to me and always tried to make himself better by insulting the weakest of the bunch, which happened to be me. I just showed him that he can't expect to walk over me because some guy bullies him.

If he thinks you're stronger than him he will kiss your ass and stay out of your way but if he thinks he has a chance against you he will turn into a jackass.
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I almost got into a fight once. Ever since I was a freshmen in cross country, the upper classmen hated us. They always picked on one kid named Matt because he hadnt gone through puberty yet. One day, Matt threw a water bottle and I jumped up and blocked it. It landed in the face of the most skinniest passive-agressive kid Ive ever met. He stood up and sprayed the remains of the water bottle in my face. He grappled with me until someone said that it was Matt who had thrown it. The kid said, " Matt youre going in to the trach can for that." I said no way. The other kid said that he would kick my ass. This was in the middle of the commons during first period, so the wrestling team, and girls cc were watching. I stood there and yelled "kick my ass" about ten times. He just walked back to his seat. Thats the closest Ive ever been to a fight.
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Oh man, some dickwad wants to fight me tomorrow because his girlfriend's been talking **** about me and I called her out on it. He says he's gonna meet me outside BOCES and him and his friends are gonna jump me .

I'll describe it when I get back .
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Oh man, some dickwad wants to fight me tomorrow because his girlfriend's been talking **** about me and I called her out on it. He says he's gonna meet me outside BOCES and him and his friends are gonna jump me .

I'll describe it when I get back .


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If someone said they were gonna jump me I'd wrap myself with bandages so that when they do kick my ass I could say I was already hurt. Luckily that stuff doesn't happen here much.

My friends plan to jump some guys, they made a list but I plan to stay out of it.
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I was at my locker and these 2 kids were getting pissed at eachother cause one kept gettin in the others way. As I watched it escalate, I slowly took my phone out. Then one kid kicks the others books, then the other, in retaliation spits on him. And I was like, damn, and hit the camera button on my phone. Needless to say, I captured 15 seconds of a kid getting tackled and punched at the head repeatedly (3/4's of which missed).

Of course I put it on the interwebz, and of course I got in trouble...
What was so bad about it, those kids couldn't even fight.
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I remember one time at lunch I commanded this chick to make me a sandwich, she wouldn't comply so I gave her the ole one-two combo right in the ovaries.

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School fights are ridiculously wimpy.

Here's one: A kid comes up and starts shoving me, because apparently I slept with is girlfriend (?). I push him back, and he tries to punch me in the face. I sidestep it, grab his arm to hold him there, and back kick (Spin/side kick) him, knocking him off his feet with his arm still in my hand, and I put him into a police escort hold.

God knows why anyone would pick a fight with a second degree black belt, I wanted to just break his arm so bad.

Damn dude, dont kill him...unless he's fat.
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Half of these stories are people who are posting what they wished they would have done to someone they don't like.
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Recently we had this douchebag guy punch a kid during Brunch so the kid, his brother, and two of their friends all beat the **** out of him and it got blood in people's food a such...Everyone hated that guy anyway, everyone was congratulating the the winners for beating him up.....'s a shame I only got to see the guy walk out covered in blood...
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Nirvana001, you are absolutely correct.
To keep on subject, I've come very close to fights numerous times, but never really had any(apart from joke fights with my mates). Theres this one guy in my school whos one of the biggest guys there(but still about a head shorter than me, I'm tall) who fits perfectly into the stereotype of a bully(big, stupid, aggressive etc.) Anyway, he came up to me and hes like "what? wanna scrap?" And I just said "nah, too early in the morning" and he repeats said phrase at least fifty billion times.

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School fights are ridiculously wimpy.

Here's one: A kid comes up and starts shoving me, because apparently I slept with is girlfriend (?). I push him back, and he tries to punch me in the face. I sidestep it, grab his arm to hold him there, and back kick (Spin/side kick) him, knocking him off his feet with his arm still in my hand, and I put him into a police escort hold.

God knows why anyone would pick a fight with a second degree black belt, I wanted to just break his arm so bad.


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I've been in two fights, I live in a really relaxed area and no one really messes with anyone else too often (not physically at least) and on top of that I'm 6'3" and pretty imposing and most wannabe bullies around here seem to be the littlel Napoleons and I'm not the kind of person who makes enemies very often.

The first fight I was in I was walking home with a couple of my friends and these couple kids who thought they were gangsta were walking backwards in front of us talking **** just trying to start something for no good reason. I was getting annoyed and eventually one of them made fun of my friend standing closest to me so I grabbed his neck and flat kicked him right in the ribs. I've played competitive soccer for 11 years of my life, ran track, played basketball and a number of other sports, I think you can picture this in your head but this kid was at least a full foot shorter than me and he went flying.

Second time these two Mexican kids came up to me thinking I was someone else who did something or another to them but I was so annoyed at them for bothering me about it and not letting up that I decided to punch the first in the face and knocked him down (but not out). The other one tried to punch me but I grabbed his arm and pushed his body in the opposite direction and then put my foot on his back and pushed him on top of the first guy.
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There was a fight I was in a year ago. I lost but eh, in the end I got what I wanted out of it so anyways. There was this kid, a year older than me and he would just randomly start **** with me and my girlfriend I'm not really into fighting, I look big and intimidating according to people but anyone knows me knows that isn't the case. Anyways my girlfriend is actually the one that wanted to fight him (shes a black belt who has fought all her life, has never fought a girl its always been guys) so she says some **** to him and he starts to walk away and she rips his hat off and throws it at him hitting him in the back of his head. Then she walked off.

So it was 2 minutes before class and I was getting ready to leave. This guy had been sitting there with a friend for like 5 minutes and he was sitting on the ground. I was pretty much just ignoring him and talking with a good buddy. My friend taps me on the shoulder and says that this kid is coming towards me. So I turn around and he comes up and just sucker punches me in the face. We were going back and forth throwing punches for what seemed like awhile even though it didn't last long. There was about 3 times I could have just ended it with a single upper cut to his jaw but I wasn't thinking clearly. We were fighting in a crowded lobby where people just leave their **** all over the floor and of course I tripped over someones bag. So as I roll over and get up he kicks me in the face twice. This sent my girl friend into a rage and she punched him in the back of the head. He just left after that. I got back up to chase him down but was stopped by a teacher and a crowd of people. After that I just realized that I lost the fight and let it go.

After the fight we were both in the principals office and ended up talking about it. Hes left me alone since then. I don't care if I lost a fight, he left me alone and thats all I wanted. Plus it made me seem like a badass for getting kicked with a steel toe boot in the face and still getting up. lol.

Anyways, the funny thing about the whole incident is the kid I was talking to before the fight came up to me after my suspension was over, He had recently gotten jumped by some guys and had a black eye and I had a black eye from when he kicked me. We were like "dude thats awesome we have matching eyes lol."
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#36
school fights in my former school werent physical but were vicious. girls are expert backstabbers and blackmailers. that's why i dont like talking to girls much.

we did hit each other but for fun.
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#37
Aww man, that was really weak. I was about to fight them and they decided they wanted to "talk it out". Pussies.
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i was once messin with this douchey asshole and he decided to hit me so i hit him in the face and he took off running and i chased him down the hallway and hit him in the back of the head, his ear bled...
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