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Just came to my house and gave me like roses and a card saying happy valentines day because she is going to be gone tomorrow or something of the sort. She just showed up and left right away. What would be the appropriate thing to give in return? Should I give her something and if so what? Im pretty sure this doesn't belong in the relationship thread.
#3
Dude, she likes you.
Nows your chance!!!!!!!!


Rape her while you still can!
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#4
Quote by Retrobution
Just came to my house and gave me like roses and a card saying happy valentines day because she is going to be gone tomorrow or something of the sort. She just showed up and left right away. What would be the appropriate thing to give in return? Should I give her something and if so what? Im pretty sure this doesn't belong in the relationship thread.


Have sex with her and forget to tell her you didn't put on a condom.

What better way to say "I love you" than giving the gift of human life?
Life is underrated.


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#9
Tap that. Or date that. Your call, but my choice would be the former.
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#12
Umm haha I like her but don't think of her more than a friend really and I just want good gift ideas besides sex toys and my penis in a box.
#13
Quote by Retrobution
Umm haha I like her but don't think of her more than a friend really and I just want good gift ideas besides sex toys and my penis in a box.

Your penis out of a box.
#16
play the guitar, and write her a song bout how you want to make babies with her. DUH
#17
Quote by Retrobution
chocolate sounds good as long as its not chocolate covered penises = (


CHOCOLATE COVERED....... oh.

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#18
Quote by bow3022
play the guitar, and write her a song bout how you want to make babies with her. DUH


Oh for sure = (
#20
Quote by Firzen_Zero
Go for dick in a box. Always works.

damn, beat me to it
Quote by rage6945
girls dont get braces in their vaginas buddy
#21
Nothing says "happy VD Day!" like a pint of your own semen.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#23
nothing says happy V day like spending it alone in the pit with your hand... wait wut.
#24
Quote by Russian1
wow so you only like her as a friend? what are you gay??????


no... some people are capable of being just friends with members of the opposite sex
without taking it up the ass
Quote by rage6945
girls dont get braces in their vaginas buddy
#25
Quote by Riddler
Have sex with her and forget to tell her you didn't put on a condom.

What better way to say "I love you" than giving the gift of human life?

#26
Quote by rhcpwhitey
no... some people are capable of being just friends with members of the opposite sex
without taking it up the ass


ya but theres people in this world like shia lebouf *sp that need woman sex
#28
Quote by Russian1
ya but theres people in this world like shia lebouf *sp that need woman sex


I bet you he has gotten more in between takes than you get in a year.
#32
Is She hot ? ----Yes!----------ask her out on a date
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No!---------say thanks and give her a Hershey bar
Guitar
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Agreed. There's no point in doing anything if she looks like shit.
#33
give her flowers...like the ones she got you
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#34
Quote by Guitarplaymetal
Is She hot ? ----Yes!----------ask her out on a date
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No!---------say thanks and give her a Hershey bar

Agreed. There's no point in doing anything if she looks like shit.
#35
Quote by Doppelgänger
Agreed. There's no point in doing anything if she looks like shit.



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Guitar
Lyon LI15
Epi Beast
Berhinger V-ampire LX210
Danelectro grilled cheese & t-bone

Bass:
Peavey 112
Ibanez gsr200

Saving for Bugera 333 $300 / $599 :|

Quote by Doppelgänger
Agreed. There's no point in doing anything if she looks like shit.
#37
I Cum Blood? Is their any thread without making a direct or indirect refrence to it. o_O Well yes i'll get her some flowers and sweets.
#39
Sing Tenacious D's **** Her Gently with a dick in a box and forget to wear a condom.

(sorry **** her gently was gunna show up sooner or later so why not now)
#40
play and sing sexual healing for her.

Everyone likes Jazz.

Then give her an oragami rose!
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