#1
K..........well, This isn't excaclty highschool gossip. But this is the Rumor that is going around my school.


Bill Nye the Science guy is dead.


He drowned in the worlds largest "baking soda & vinegar" accident.


I really need to know if its true or not.
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#4
K...........

There is absolutely no way that is true. Bill Nye would never be that stupid.
#5
right.... the world's largest baking soda and vinegar accident, are you serious? you're actually considering that it could POSSIBLY be true?
#10
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right.... the world's largest baking soda and vinegar accident, are you serious? you're actually considering that it could POSSIBLY be true?



Hey man.............WE LANDED ON THE MOON!! WE CAN BELIEVE ANYTHING!
That plus the fact that.........well your right, that is a pretty stupid thing to believe.
The UG churches Tabernacle maintenence guy.

I suvived the Bannecide.
#11
Bill used to be my god, he rocked my socks off til i discovered sex.

is he really dead though?
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#13
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Hey man.............WE LANDED ON THE MOON!! WE CAN BELIEVE ANYTHING!
That plus the fact that.........well your right, that is a pretty stupid thing to believe.



....heh...uh...well...heh...Oh nevermind.
#14
Thats a pretty stupid thing to believe. You actually even CONSIDERED that it could be true?
#15
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K...........

There is absolutely no way that is true. Bill Nye would never be that stupid.



he could have done it for the lulz
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#17
Yeah, it's true. It was on the news dude.
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#21
No. This is a false rumor. This story appeared in the satirical newspaper called "THE ONION" back in 200-something.
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#22
lol Onion.

But wait, you thought people actually went on the moon!?!?!?
#24
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lol Onion.

But wait, you thought people actually went on the moon!?!?!?


Yeah.............And Elvis is still alive.
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I suvived the Bannecide.
#26
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Yeah.............And Elvis is still alive.


He is alive in every one of our hearts....
#28
"im an expert on everything!"

- bill nye
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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#30
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omg think of how bad that much vinegar must smell?


I'm sure Bill Nye found a way to take away the smell.
#31
well...what does he know? hes dead according to the onion!

EDIT:

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"im an expert on everything!"

- bill nye


oh shi--
#32
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I'm sure Bill Nye found a way to take away the smell.


Just stand next to Bill Nyes supposedly rotting corpse.........and the smell of vinegar will seem non-existent.
The UG churches Tabernacle maintenence guy.

I suvived the Bannecide.
#33
this contradicts the rumor that bill nye has chemically engineered a topical cream for immortality.
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