#1
I just got a card, a box of heart-shaped candy, and a dancing lovebot for Valentines....from my mom.

.....I'm so alone.

EDIT: Here's a picture of the "lovebot" I recieved

Last edited by PandaFantastic at Feb 14, 2008,
#2


*hugs* That's the best I can do for you.

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#6
My mom gave me one of the hershies kisses that dad gave her... atleast yours had you in mind
#8
Update: I've just discovered that if I squeeze the right hand of the lovebot, he informs me that he's a love machine, and he indeed, doesn't work for anyone but me.
#9
*inhaaaale* eeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooo
=deportivo=


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#11
I didn't get sh. Nor do I care. Valentines Day is a horrible holiday anyways.

Can I have a heart candy?
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#12
Sure Dimebag, as long as you play me the solo from Cemetary Gates. *hands out heart candies and tears*
#13
You think you got it bad?
i spent 30 bucks on a ****ing DOZEN ROSES

regular price 12 bucks
but no...today they were like 30
(i work at grocery store...insert joke here)
:stickpoke
#14
valentines day is just another scheme to get u to buy hallmark cards and spend money
#16
Well in other news...


This is my first Valentines ever during all 16 years of my existence in which I won't be single
and this time its not a 5 day temp. fling with a meaningless girl either


Happy Single's Awareness Day


you have my most dear condolescences
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#17
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You think you got it bad?
i spent 30 bucks on a ****ing DOZEN ROSES

regular price 12 bucks
but no...today they were like 30
(i work at grocery store...insert joke here)

I paid 20 bucks
and my mom's a florist so she'll make em all nice and purtyfull for free
woot!
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#20
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Sure Dimebag, as long as you play me the solo from Cemetary Gates. *hands out heart candies and tears*

Well, actually it isn't Valentines Day here yet, so I might have got something... I'm not sure though. I could really care less if I do or if I don't. Heart candies are always good though
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#21
im probably gonna get banned for this
but i was hoping to hear
some hot hook up story
about some crazy braud who
"PLEASURED" you
but no
just another depressed shlub like the rest of us
:stickpoke
#22
I could get broke of buying stuff for valentines day but hopefully I have a girlfriend now so I bought something only for her and she will buy something or me...well...I guess i'm lucky xD
But I'm afraid that some other girls have something for me :\
idk...I'll see when I get to school and when I get to a ''party'' tonight xD
bad for you dude...well...atleast your mom gave you something
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#23
Yeah, heart candies are pretty awesome. And I got the good kind, you know, not the weird powdery ones, but the sourish tart ones that are more akin to Sweet Tarts, or Prozac.
#24
Valentines Day is sort of trivial I think. But the female gender adore it, for the most part. Chocolate and roses don't really make much sense to me.

Whatever happened to stuff like, a steak from your woman or candle lit gorilla sex? That'd be a great Valentines day. Instead I'm giving fruity chocolates and a single sensual rose on her bosom, and I'm probably getting a fun sized snickers and a pinecone.
#25
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I could get broke of buying stuff for valentines day but hopefully I have a girlfriend now so I bought something only for her and she will buy something or me...well...I guess i'm lucky xD
But I'm afraid that some other girls have something for me :\
idk...I'll see when I get to school and when I get to a ''party'' tonight xD
bad for you dude...well...atleast your mom gave you something


What's a party?

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Whatever happened to stuff like, a steak from your woman or candle lit gorilla sex? That'd be a great Valentines day. Instead I'm giving fruity chocolates and a single sensual rose on her bosom, and I'm probably getting a fun sized snickers and a pinecone.


I'm glad to see you live up to the avatar of the Great Lord Cthulu.
#26
^

For some reason I think you're being sarcastic about the living up part...or maybe I'm just paranoid and I've had too much Jaeger.

Hail Cthulhu.
#28
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^

For some reason I think you're being sarcastic about the living up part...or maybe I'm just paranoid and I've had too much Jaeger.

Hail Cthulhu.


No way dude, steak, metal, womanizing, and Cthulu all go hand in hand.
#29
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I just got a card, a box of heart-shaped candy, and a dancing lovebot for Valentines....from my mom.

.....I'm so alone.

at least she didn't give you a vagina in a box.
#30
Personally I'm pretty happy about being single on Valentines day. Don't get me wrong, being single overall sucks, but national guilt-trip day I can do without. I don't have to stress about presents, worry about living up to some ridiculous romanticized standard, or spend money I don't have.

It's awesome. Happy Single day!
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#31
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No way dude, steak, metal, womanizing, and Cthulu all go hand in hand.


Awesome

I got a chuckle out of that...had to sig it.
#32
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Update: I've just discovered that if I squeeze the right hand of the lovebot, he informs me that he's a love machine, and he indeed, doesn't work for anyone but me.


#33
I don't know if I did because I wasn't at school today.
Let's just say I moshed too hard last night... because that's exactly what happened.
#34


bless...

i haven't got anything yet but i'm going to see my boyfriend later so...
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