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hai guize so i has a problem so i was liek driving today and was like, woah. i was look over my shoulders to the rights and, liek i saw person in SUV stop and i was almost in an accident and now im skuuurd that shes call police now cuz i dun know if i knicked her cars or not.
#3
oh no! r u alrite cuz i wuz in my car 1 time n this guy jst cum bhind me an crashd into me
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#4
yuu nid tow luurn da ingleees yeh?


But really.. there's not much anyone can say to that.
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#5
wat
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#6
She followed me for a short while after. I pulled over thinking she would continue to follow me say I actually did bump her. She zipped past so I don't know...
#8
All I remember is hearing my breaks grinding and my heart racing. Well if I receive a phone call in the next few days from my insurance company I'll know.

I just don't want to be charged with a hit-and-run.

My car has a bunch of scratches on it so it's impossible to figure out which would be "new" and which has been there for a while. Dents? Yes I have a few of those too.
#9
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oh no! r u alrite cuz i wuz in my car 1 time n this guy jst cum bhind me an crashd into me

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#10
Wow, you're a quick learner..

I figure if she didn't stop to discuss it with you then you probably didn't hit her..
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#11
You know what you need to do now.

Finish the job.
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#12
lol liek did u stop an think bout wut u were doin?
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#13
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wat

For some reason, this one made me lose.
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#14
yeah, i know, eggo is great!
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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#16
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hai guize so i has a problem so i was liek driving today and was like, woah. i was look over my shoulders to the rights and, liek i saw person in SUV stop and i was almost in an accident and now im skuuurd that shes call police now cuz i dun know if i knicked her cars or not.




FAIL
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#17
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FAIL


It is not the spiker who has failed, but you. Or should I say:

lulz ur sarkasm metar is brokan lololol
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#18
lul u shud liek kill her n her famely be4 dey call da cops n stuff, nuffin says i luv u more den a corpses hanging from trees in her yard


(I'm assuming the thread is a joke)
#20
I likze diz fread

Not really, Dude wtf?! Gtfover it
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#22
hai TS ya sha len ingresh befa ya poost?
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#23
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This picture is confusing. He's clearly saying what, but the caption is "LOL" and it's not funny.
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#25
stupidity. the trend that never seems to go out of style.
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#26
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oh no! r u alrite cuz i wuz in my car 1 time n this guy jst cum bhind me an crashd into me




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This picture is confusing. He's clearly saying what, but the caption is "LOL" and it's not funny.


Damn, beaten to it... Stupid internet picture...
#27
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wat




That reminds me of that not so demotivating demotivational picture.


Uh. Man up?
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#28
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This picture is confusing. He's clearly saying what, but the caption is "LOL" and it's not funny.

I do believe the point is that it says 'LOL WUT'.
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#30
Quote by the spiker
hai guize so i has a problem so i was liek driving today and was like, woah. i was look over my shoulders to the rights and, liek i saw person in SUV stop and i was almost in an accident and now im skuuurd that shes call police now cuz i dun know if i knicked her cars or not.


almost in a crash??so you were retarded before this happened????
i think you must have hit your head, that or failed english!

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I think the TS will know what to do next

#31
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I do believe the point is that it says 'LOL WUT'.


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#32
what i dont really understand is the fact that the TS had the worst english in the world in the first post, but in the following 2nd and 3rd posts, his english mostly correct, capitals and all, its like he was trying to be retarded...either that or he has some strange notion that writing like a 12 year old makes him cool?
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#34
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what i dont really understand is the fact that the TS had the worst english in the world in the first post, but in the following 2nd and 3rd posts, his english mostly correct, capitals and all, its like he was trying to be retarded...either that or he has some strange notion that writing like a 12 year old makes him cool?

...

you don't go on the internet much do you.

I wish I was normal like you
#36
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You know what you need to do now.

Finish the job.

i concur.

do it now.
#37
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Did you purposely spell those words wrong, or did you just mash your forehead on the keyboard in a vain attempt to make satisfactory sentences?

#38
Quote by the spiker
hai guize so i has a problem so i was liek driving today and was like, woah. i was look over my shoulders to the rights and, liek i saw person in SUV stop and i was almost in an accident and now im skuuurd that shes call police now cuz i dun know if i knicked her cars or not.


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#39
lulz at dees thread.. so here eez mai storee.. vell vonce ai find mudkipz on floor.. i liekz mudkipz
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#40
I thought you were gonna say you were driving down the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in your underwear when suddenly a guy behind you in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across your eyes.

Dickless.
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