#1
This may be the worst idea ever... Im asking the pit for advice....

My friend has had a real bum day today, Her parents, Her school etc etc etc

She won't respond to anything, trying to cheer her up won't work bla bla bla bla

Any ideas?
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#2
Get her a UG account.
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#3
chances are you're bugging the **** out of her. Give her some space man.
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#4
let her sleep it off and check up with her 2morrow. sometimes people just need their rest.

shes not like suicidal or anything? if so then id let someone know...better to be a snitch then to be the one who could have saved her.
#5
How close are you to her?
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#6
Apart from Jack off jill, nice advice, who knew the pit could be so helpful?
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#7
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How close are you to her?


Just friends

Edit: oops double post
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Apart from Jack off jill, nice advice, who knew the pit could be so helpful?

My advice was brilliant, actually. She can come here for advice for whatever problem it is she has, we could diagnose her with various things, and then tell her what to do to solve it. And then we could make her chuckle with our, "I Cum Blood" answers.
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#9
maybe she is.. you know.. you know? that time of month?
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#10
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Just friends

Edit: oops double post



No I mean, how close as friends. Like really close confide everything to friend, or just a casual friend?

Because if you're really close to her just describe how every part of her face is beautiful. Trust me it sounds corny as hell but I do it to my friend when she's at her lowest and the following days I am god.
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#11
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Get her a UG account.


Greatest piece of advice for the situation. Sure to resolve the problem.
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Rocker: Just casual friends bordering on real close friends, But i dont think i could do that lol

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#16
do something utterly random to cheer her up. a male friend of mine was being a bit like that a while ago, so i called him on his mobile, and jumped up and down on my sister's trampoline singing cheesy songs to him. that made him laugh, especially when i bounced off the trampoline by accident.
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#17
try to talk to her, if that doesn't work then give her space. just wait until she wants to talk about whatever it is thats going on.
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My advice was brilliant, actually. She can come here for advice for whatever problem it is she has, we could diagnose her with various things, and then tell her what to do to solve it. And then we could make her chuckle with our, "I Cum Blood" answers.




I applaud you: Sir, you have the glory to be the first UG'er to make me chuckle!


#20
show her your ding-dong.

if she doesnt respond..........


show her your ding-dong again.


if she still doesnt do anything... rub your ding-dong on her face...
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#21
If she thinks that is a real bum, let me get over there.
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