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#1
okay, so im sure you've all been through this before.
so you've got your dad, or your mum, brother sister whatever always sneaking around trying to catch you in the act of doing well whatever...

so my mum does it, she stands outside the office window in an attempt to catch me on msn and im trying to find a way of stopping her doing it...
the pit always has the best results in these questions

any ideas?
(besides not going on msn)

cheers lol
#2
Blind her with a red hot iron.

Or put curtains up.
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#4
put a sheet over the computer and hide under it.
rig the surrounding area with tripwires with cans on the end so you will hear anyone trying to sneak up on you.
#5
You will need;

2 sharp utensils


Method;
Threaten to poke eyes out if said prying continues
If said prying continues, follow through with your threats and poke eyes out
?????
profit
#6
You'll be 18 this year, and your mum doesn't want you on msn?

Explain.
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#8
TS are paranoid?

seriously,

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#9
hide from them, then when they try prying in on you, jump out on them with a mask and a sharp object
#10
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The obvious..

Pull up some porn and start masturbating... She'll be too embarrassed to admit she saw it, and she won't look again in fear of catching you "in the act" again


+1
#11
"Would you care to join me for some scones, old bean?"

If she refuses, threaten to call the NSPCC.

I'm afraid this joke will be lost on the Americans here...
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#12
stand up and do a strange dance when she looks in at you, it will divert her eyes from the screen and gain you some respect in the process.

Or you could always slap her in the face and say NO!
Last edited by Irontallica09 at Feb 14, 2008,
#13
"Would you care to join me for some scones, old bean?"

If she refuses, threaten to call the NSPCC.

I'm afraid this joke will be lost on the Americans here...


#16
When you see her looking throw on 2 girls 1 cup.
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#18
before u go on, call down. "ok mum, im just goin for a wank!!!!"

trust me, they will leave u alone
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#19
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before u go on, call down. "ok mum, im just goin for a wank!!!!"

trust me, they will leave u alone


And I guess we can all get used to men in white lab coats.
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#24
Blind her with a red hot iron.


You will need;

2 sharp utensils


Method;
Threaten to poke eyes out if said prying continues
If said prying continues, follow through with your threats and poke eyes out
?????
profit


Beat her


hide from them, then when they try prying in on you, jump out on them with a mask and a sharp object



just threaten to rip or gauge their eyes out, if that fails. kill them



To avoid prying eyes, simply pry out her eyes.



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#25
I believe that one of those will help you.

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#26
Quote by nebiru
When you see her looking throw on 2 girls 1 cup.



lol oh yeah that will help alot..
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#27
Your mum is probably trying to catch a glimpse of your **** ... she evidently wants to **** you.

Be the man, **** her first.


Don't do any of this ...


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#28
Why though your nearly 18 are you supposed to be doing homework or something ?
#29
Go metal gear olid on her ass and use a decoy on the computer, and then sneak up behind her and break her neck.

YYYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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#32
Quote by RockThe40oz
The obvious..

Pull up some porn and start masturbating... She'll be too embarrassed to admit she saw it, and she won't look again in fear of catching you "in the act" again

That's just...Genius.
#33
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Your mum is probably trying to catch a glimpse of your **** ... she evidently wants to **** you.

Be the man, **** her first.


Don't do any of this ...


haha thats just so wrong that it hurts
#34
If they're sneaking up behind you, get a wide-angle mirror and place it so you can see them behind you. I have one in my office cubicle for that reason. Then quickly switch screens (Alt + Tab).
#35
Oh lawd... some of the responses in this thread are ridiculous.
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#36
Open up word, font size 72, and write:

Piss off, mother.

She'll be all ZOMG and cry.

Don't actually do this
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#39
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Turn around and roar at her until she leaves.


Replace roar with long, menacing death growl.
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#40
Quote by MrCarrot
Open up word, font size 72, and write:

Piss off, mother.

She'll be all ZOMG and cry.

Don't actually do this


LMAO, This reminds me of a time when I was working in an internet cafe. Someone ran out without paying (or me seeing them for that matter). They did have time to write "Fuck you" along with a crude picture of a cock beside it.
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i'd say your guitar is out of tune, or you are accidentally muting strings that you aren't trying to, or your right hand isn't strumming at the same time that your left hand is fretting, or you could be reading the tab upside down...
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