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So, ive been thinking, to prove my martial arts expertise, i want to travel the world and defeat in combat the hardest land animals, wearing basic clothing, and using only weapons that can be found in those animals natural habitat. I wanted to consult the pit on where i can find these animals in their natural habitat, tricks to defeat them, and the order in which i should fight them(hardest last). I was thinking (in descending order, hardest to weakest)

1. Elephant
2. Bear
3. Gorilla
4. Rhino
5. Wilderbeast/Bull/buffalo
6. Snakes
7. a wild Ram
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Some of them are protected species though.
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i forgot hippos, yeah ill defeat one of them too, theyll be like number 4 tho
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Where are you going to just FIND an elephant?
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all the animals listed have killed humans, i dont care if they are endangered, im fighting back!
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Where are you going to just FIND an elephant?

A zoo?

And no offence to TS, but something about this thread seems suspicious. Is it original, or stolen from another forum?
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you wont kill one... the gorilla is epically strong... mean elephants will step on you and therefore you die... the bears claws will rip you apart... o and what kind of bear?... rhino... needless to say you will have a new orifice... maybe the wildabeast and ram if you are good... snakes will be easiest if you know what ur doing.. if not you die again
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i dont know my search button doesnt work, there may be a similar thread, i dont know, if there is then delete this
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Remember the gorilla is capable of tearing your arms out of the sockets. It has the strength of ten men and a harem to defend.

The bear simply wanders about, hardly ever attacking anyone. I bet you'd be surprised how hard it is to get a bear to actually attack, if that is your goal.

Getting a gorilla to attack should be easy enough - threaten its mate(s) and/or young...

Oh yah, the mama bear! While less deadly than the daddy bear, a mama bear with cubs will disembowel you quite properly.

Hmm...silverback versus mama grizzly. Now we're talking!
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A gorilla will kick your ass harder than an elephant will.

And hippos are freakin scary.
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He wants them in their natural habitat, anyway beating the **** out of an elephant in the zoo will probably not go over well with the zookeepers.
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Cato 60 where is your faith, i am an expert these animals will fall, with confidence strength and intelligence these animals will fall, and i want to fight an alaskan bear
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Hippo is the most dangerous out of all of those, will bite you into 2 pieces then it's off for a salad
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oh yeah how did i forget lions and tigers, imma get them too, so where can i find these animals?
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For snakes, you'd be best of looking on a plane.
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and a tiger.

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1. Elephant Masai Mara in Africa (however you spell it)
2. Bear Black Bears in American forests, Grizzlies in Canada
3. Gorilla a zoo would probably be your best bet
4. Rhino see: elephant
5. Wilderbeast/Bull/buffalo see: elephant
6. Snakes basically any jungle, the amazon
7. a wild Ram why a ram?


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thanks for the locations, zzokeepers wont be happy though, i have to fight them in the wild where they are at their most violent and aggressive, otherwise its not fair on them
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Wow. You are a nutter arn't you?
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#29
You know, Hippos are one of the most aggressive animals on Earth.

But be careful. They could snap you in half with one bite.
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You know, Hippos are one of the most aggressive animals on Earth.

But be careful. They could snap you in half with one bite.

where can i find one? not in zoos. And ill be careful of course
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thanks for the locations, zzokeepers wont be happy though, i have to fight them in the wild where they are at their most violent and aggressive, otherwise its not fair on them


i really don't know where to find Gorillas in the wild.

and Hippos run at you at 30mph. you get crushed more than bitten.
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Lol, a wild ram.
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Should i add a horse? they must be pretty tough rite?
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i'm pretty sure a lion/random big cat would be harder to kill in it's natural environment than an elephant.
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dude.. ur not a true martial artist if ur trying to defeat... animals... i do karate myself.. and martial arts isnt about proving your expertise... cos at the end of the day.. u dont attack first. you defend yourself, and you counter so hard they wont attack you again. wtf's a poor... ANIMAL.. done to u?

if this is how you're gna 'prove your expertise' you're not worthy of even calling yourself a martial artist...

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You haven't edited you OP for the hippo yet. And it should be numero uno because their natural habitat is water. No kung-fu style for underwater combat.

And with the Rhino, just like the Hippo and Elephant, because of their extraordinarily strong skin, should be listed higher. Like with a Gorilla, you could be lucky and just stab the thing with a sharpened stick or drop a rock on it's head...but not a rhino.

Well...you're gonna have to go to Africa to get most these animals in their natural habitat, so go Kunta Kente sytle. With grizzlies and black bears, you can just head north to Canada. Alaska is your best bet tho. Hockey-style or Eskimo-style is up to you. For deadly snakes, I'd go Steve Irwin-style and head to Australia.

And uh, China for tigers(kill a Panda while your there), and uh, I believe a farm is the natural habitat for a bull. So you might want to start there. Karate chop off some sirloins.
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dude.. ur not a true martial artist if ur trying to defeat... animals... i do karate myself.. and martial arts isnt about proving your expertise... cos at the end of the day.. u dont attack first. you defend yourself, and you counter so hard they wont attack you again. wtf's a poor... ANIMAL.. done to u?

if this is how you're gna 'prove your expertise' you're not worthy of even calling yourself a martial artist...

I SPIT ON YOU! *spit*

Karate lol at you, thats not even a real martial art, its an exercise regime. Jeet Kune Do and its philosophy should allow through clever attack patterns the easy defeat of anything threatening, these animals arent poor, they are more deadly than almost all human beings, including you, but not me, and i intend to prove it. Karate, lmao
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