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Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
Quote by CTRL+V
System.out.println("Calling showAttributes...");
System.out.println("Feeding the jabberwock...");

Learning java
Quote by bequickorbedead

I'm sorry, arguing with a stupid hypocrite, especially this late, irritates me.

That guy was such an idiot.

Jackson DK2M -> ISP Decimator -> Peavey 6505 Combo
wtf is this? I don't get it
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
Quote by Dinkydaisy
You know all a candidate would have to do to get the teenage vote would be to say 'lolol I'll lower the drinking age!'

...I was quoting from the presidential poll thread.
alias hlss-START "voice_inputfromfile 1; voice_loopback 1; +voicerecord; alias ToggleWAV hlss-STOP"
alias hlss-STOP "voice_inputfromfile 0; voice_loopback 0; -voicerecord; alias ToggleWAV hlss-START"
alias ToggleWAV "hlss-START"
voice_fadeouttime 0

don't ask..
"the female-female sex is often referred to as GG rubbing or genital-genital rubbing, while male-male sex is sometimes referred to as penis fencing."

guess what that is!
Fujifilm FinePix Z10

My sister asked me to look for a camera. Bleh, crap.
Oh Chris you frisky little tease you! What one wouldn't give to feel the textures of your chin says I! What I wouldn't do to run my hands though your soft, elegant hair much like how a weasel would run through a burrow. And what I wouldn't to to be your valentine (I'd even sell my collection of hat stands)... N'yes?

Really... Don't ask.
For the safety of the public, there should be a mark of somesorts that is not noticable unless you are going to have a sexual encounter. The brand will be placed on the pelvis of the individual for the interest of the people. The people are to report to testing clinics on a mothly basis, those who do not will be punish accordingly. We must keep the people in a safe an secure sexual environment. To ensure the AIDS does not spead we must create restrictions on sexual activites, for the safety of the people. A man must be married to his wife before sexual encounters can occur. For the safety of the people, we will unfortunately have to place recording devices on the phone lines in order to maintain a safe invironment. The infected will be treated in special camps where they will be treated, they will not suffer in the camps. If the infected do not report to the treatment camps to be cleansed of their disease than special medical officers will be sent to the addresses of identified AIDS infected to escort them to the cleansing camps. On the subject of the already clean citizens, to ensure AIDS dangerous sexual activites do not occur, we will put cameras in their homes/residences and we will send special officers to warn them if they are performing an AIDS dangerous activity. If we feel that AIDS dangerous activites are being performed frequently we may request to have these citizens eskortiert zum AIDS kampiert, wo sie gereinigt werden. Wenn sie nicht dann einwilligen, zwingen Sie wird verwendet, sie zu den Lagern zu holen. Wir reinigen Deutschland dieses Schmutzes. Der angesteckte AIDS wird verarbeitet. DIESES IST NICHT Ein VERBRECHEN. WIR HELFEN. HEIL HITLER!

I love it hahahah
Quote by Burtonjp
Thats right.. I'm drooling over your body... *walks off and registers as a gay sex offender *

~We Rock Out With Our Cocks Out!: UG Naked Club.~
Post a naked picture of yourself with your guitar to join.
Oberlin Kossack
Marcus Helvharn
A Bugbear of a Problem
Quote by Pinballwizard93
you sir, Martinikiss7, should be president.

Jizz is where it is
This Will Make You Cry...
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.

For once in her life it was on the right side of town.

She unpacked her things with such great ease.

As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze.

How wonderful it was to have her own room.

School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon.

There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy

It's just the way she wanted her life to be.

On the first day of school, everything went great.

She made new friends and even got a date!

She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be,

Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"

To be known in this school you had to have a clout,

And dating this guy would sure help her out.

There was only one problem stopping her fate.

Her parents had said she was too young to date.

"Well, I just won't tell them the entire truth.

They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?"

Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night.

Her parents frowned but said, "All right."

Excited, she got ready for the big event

But as she rushed around like she had no sense,

She began to feel guilty about all the lies,

But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?

Well the pizza was good, and the party was great,
But the moonlight ride would have to wait.

For Jeff was half drunk by this time.

She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble,

And heard, call an ambulance!
These kids are in trouble!

Voices she heard...a few words at best.

But she knew there were two cars
involved in the wreck.

Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right,

And if the people in the other car was alive.

She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad.

"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."

These voices echoed inside her head,

As they gently told her that Jeff was dead.

They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do.

But it looks as if we'll lose you too."

"But the people in the other car!? "Jenny cried.

"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."

Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done

I only wanted to have just one night of fun."

"Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim,

And wish I could return their families to them."

"Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied,

And that it's my fault so many have died.

Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"

The nurse just stood there-she never agreed.

But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes.

And a few moments later Jenny died.

A man asked the nurse,
"Why didn't you do your best?"

To bid that girl her one last request?"

She looked at the man with eyes so sad.

"Because the people in the other car
were her mom and dad."

This story is sad and unpleasant but true,

So young people take heed, it could have been you.


Please listen to
this angel's request......

If you do the small favor she
asks to come true,

She will be sent down to guard
and protect you. it for Jenny.
Send ten copies and see what
happens in four days.
You will
get a surprise.

This is true, even if you are
not superstitious.

Good luck!

....My older sister was on.
Write your own lyrics or poetry? Post them HERE for a crit.
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"don't scratch it... thats disgusting"

a little different than what i was hoping for- making a link to an awesome picture, but oh well
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
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