#11
Quote by ewb333
taking a picture of your P enis doesnt count as being in a porn film


Damn
I thought i was a total porn star
I <3 Drugs.

The universe works on a math equation-
That never even ever really ends in the end-
Infinity spirals out creation.


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#13
Did they provide you with a hot meal?
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#14
Why must you lie?
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#15
How could you do this to yourself?

Everyone knows that you should only buy porn if it's at least 15 bucks!
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For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#17
Quote by boreamor
So what's gay porn like?


It sucks, but to break into the business, you NEED to star in a few.

I was neither the giver or the receiver, I didn't do penetration in the gay movies. This movie, it was my first with a girl.

And no, my mom doesnt know.
#18
I stare at porn every day.
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