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lets say two siamese twins are joined at the waist like those in 'Stuck on you'
then one of those twins kills someone
what would happen to them???
would they both go to jail or get a fine or what?
#4
goddamn thats a good question
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#5
They'd have to both be in on it, so they'd both go to jail. If one didnt want to kill someone, they would stop the other. Actually, it could depend on who has control over what (legs)

gahh, i dunno
#11
Quote by Ht666
The one that murders has to be raped by an inbred.


the other one would still have to look at the imbred being naked and thats a punishment on them too!
#12
depends what there joing by say if it was a country with sharia law would they bothed get stoned?
#13
Quote by paul_brownell
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TTSK_JWO_Q4

Now this will make you ask more questions

Who would got to jail in this case?!?!?!? apparentley one has a boyfirend??!?!? too many questions to ask


yeh that does bring up more questions and i remember seeing that on channel 4 ages ago

they have it tough
#14
Quote by Amerikhastan
What if they shared an asshole.


thats both sick and higly amusing. well done
#15
This is the kind of question I spend most of my time pondering.

Can a siamese twin become president? Do both parts have to get drivers licenses, or just the one doing the actual driving?
#16
Quote by Aleene
They would both go.... because one of them didn't stop the other


could be true.. but they wouldn't get an even punishment. But teh good one can't leave prison.

TS, you just broke my brains


I needed those


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#17
Quote by Rambo-Conny
Do both parts have to get drivers licenses, or just the one doing the actual driving?


That would depend on how much control each twin has. if one has little to no control that would benefit driving then they wouldnt be driving so they wouldnt need a lisence.. right?
#19
Quote by noxiosimitator
could be true.. but they wouldn't get an even punishment. But teh good one can't leave prison.



Cut them up then

Or just kill one of them, whilst the other is asleep, then unjoin them
#20
Quote by rancidryan
depends what there joing by say if it was a country with sharia law would they bothed get stoned?


Siamese twins would have been killed at birth in such a nation, preventing the aforementioned sentencing scenario.
#21
Quote by Aleene
Cut them up then

Or just kill one of them, whilst the other is asleep, then unjoin them


if cutting up was possible, it would've happend already.
and killing means he has to be sentenced to death. the other one has a chance to die an innocent death too


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#24
Quote by incockgnito
Better story: siamese twins with two separate corpses joined with heads. One of the twins are male, the other - female! Imagine watching your sister's pu**y, tits and stuff or your brother's d**k - THAT'S REALLY, REALLY SICK!


thats not really a question just a statement
not a very good one at that
#25
Quote by a6l6e6x1
thats not really a question just a statement
not a very good one at that


trufax
#26
Quote by a6l6e6x1
what if it was like those girls and one was drunk with the other driving??

If they have linked circulatory systems, which most conjoined twins do, they'd both be drunk.
#27
What if they shared a vagina, but one was homosexual and the other was heterosexual?
#28
^ how cool is that? one's like "hey, i don't wanna get raped tonight, so let's not even try the punch" while the other is sneaking gulps from her private flask behind her back, purposely getting her drunk.
#29
Quote by Chobes
What if they shared a vagina, but one was homosexual and the other was heterosexual?

Alternating nights each with the vagina.
#30
Quote by freedoms_stain
Alternating nights each with the vagina.


But what if the lesbian one HATED teh cawk and the straight one hated hardcore scissoring?
#32
Do they have the same intelligence? Maybe ones stupid and the other constantly has to explain stuff to the other.

What happens when ones tired and the other not?

and more importantley

Do they play scrabble together or seperatley?
#33
The universe would implode.
Obvs!
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#34
Quote by natel0083
Other would be an accomplice to the murder.

/Thread.


then again, 1 of them would be punnished heavyer, but they the lighter one can't walk out of prison earlyer can he ?


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#36
Quote by wlcm2themachine
So what would happen if one killed the other?


he'd probably die too


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#37
Quote by wlcm2themachine
So what would happen if one killed the other?

They'd both die, cos siamese twins only have one heart.. right?
#38
Quote by sam b
They'd both die, cos siamese twins only have one heart.. right?


you're fast sam, very fast.. but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best


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#39
Quote by sam b
They'd both die, cos siamese twins only have one heart.. right?


not necessarily if they are joined at the head or hip or something
#40
Quote by noxiosimitator
you're fast sam, very fast.. but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best




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One day... One dayy!!!!


EDIT: well it depends how they kill the other one then, cos if one bleeds to death, so does the other
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