#1
so i walked over to my my girlfriends school(high school, I graduated last year) because its right behind my house to give her flowers today for v-day and they wouldn't let me go in the school and deliver them so, i decide to take a shorter way back that is a side walk right but the school wich is actually a park but the kids and teachers use all the time. I walk through there and a security gaurd comes up to me and asks where i'm going. I tell him i'm walking home. He asks me why i'm not in class I tell him i go to my local community college this how the conversation went
Sec: well then your trespassing
Me: this isnt school property
Sec: yes it is
Me: my friend got a county ticket on that road, this isnt school property its the county's
Sec: No son this is school property
Me:no its not
Sec: look i can arrest you right now
Me: no u can't you have to call the police to arrest me, and i havnt done anything wrong
Sec:Look i'm a retired cop i can get my car right now and arrest you
Me: I don't give a ****, my dad was a cop too(he really was) if you were to put me in a car and move me right now that would be kidnapping.
Security then radios in that a he needs some assistance by the basketball court(which is park property.
Sec:Look i can tell the cop to send you to jail right now
Me: for what
Sec: trespassing
Me: i'm not f***** tresspassing
the cop comes over
Cop: what seems to be the problem
Sec: this kid is tresspasing and wont leave
Me: this isn't school proerty
Sec: Can you please escort him off school property
Cop: actually hes right this isn't school property
Cop(to me):do you think you can walk the other way because you seem to be upsetting staff here.(he looks back over at the security guy)
Me: Sure thats no problem officer
Cop: by the way why are you here:
Me: I was trying to give flowers to my girlfriend
Cop: I you give me her name i can give them to her right now
Me: that would be awsome
And i went home in the different direction
Anyways the point of that is to say to all you cop haters, stop jumping to conclusions and finding reasons to be victimized
The Security gaurd got owned
#2
I don't blame him- I'm suprised he didn't shoot you on sight.
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I don't blame him- I'm suprised he didn't shoot you on sight.


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#7
I should have, but I dont want to get arrested because tonight i'm seeing van halen
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#8
Security guards are douchebags more often than cops (I know, I was one), cops usually have legitimate reasons for doing stuff. Guards just wanna feel in control, like they have power.
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#10
Thats awesome. I bet the Security guy felt a right idiot after all his arguing thinking he was in the right, AND for keeping you from giving your Girlfriend flowers.
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#11
you better hope the liked the flowers after all that.
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#12
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Wait? You didn't try to fight him or something awesome?

And lose the upper hand? He was RIGHT. The security guard was wrong. If he were to fight he would've sunk to the security guard's level.
#13
Quote by freedoms_stain
It's spelt guard dude.

That is all.


No, it's spelt gourd.

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No, it's spelt gourd.


dude, that gourd looks alot like a wang with something anging out the end.

make that a dead wang. I'm pretty sure no one has a wang that colour.
#18
Quote by doctor woot
And lose the upper hand? He was RIGHT. The security guard was wrong. If he were to fight he would've sunk to the security guard's level.


It was sarcasm dude, there was a huge thread on fighting cops yesterday.
#19
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dude, that gourd looks alot like a wang with something anging out the end.

make that a dead wang. I'm pretty sure no one has a wang that colour.

yeah i know i don't have that color wang...

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#20
i lol'd when the cop said "no it isn't"

owned. awesome job dude.
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#21
I was waiting for some dumb kid to tell a story of how he told the security guard to **** off after he was skating on someones property or something. Turns out it was a genuine story of the common folk compensating for a lack of wanted power. You rock.
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#22
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I don't hate cops, I hate people who abuse power. That's not limited to cops.

QFT. Just happens to be cops a lot of the time because they have quite a bit of power. Some, however, are a few of the nicest guys I've seen.
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#23
Good thing you kept your cool, and were right, that usually helps.
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#24
Asshole... Very, very owned.
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#25
That's fucking awesome man. I have a similar story.

I was walking down the road at night when some cops pulled up. They asked how I was doing. The convo pretty much went like this:

Cops: Hey, everything alright?
Me: Sure. Just walking home.
Cops: Can we give you a ride?
Me: Nah man, I live just 10 minutes from here. Thanks anyway.
Cops: Sure thing, bye!

Man, I TOTALLY pwned them! Cuz they didn't know I was so close to home. Lol!
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#26
10 bucks says the took the flowers home to his wife and said they were from him.
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#28
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Sec: look i can arrest you right now
Me: no u can't you have to call the police to arrest me, and i havnt done anything wrong

you don't have citizen's arrest where you live?
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#29
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Man, I TOTALLY pwned them! Cuz they didn't know I lived so close to home. Lol!



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#31
You should have told the cop the security guard touched your no-no place.

That would have been sUpeR Own3d
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