#1
Last night one of my greatest friends told me this... "The truth is I find you repulsive. I'm playing piano now days. In my own little ministry." So she hates me, and today, my dog is sick, she pooped blood!(My dog did) So... anything to cheer me up please?
#2
well obviously that girl wasnt your friend...
OMG...i'm a girl.


GOO INDIGO TEAM!

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#4
Nice friend.

Take your dog to the vet.

Go watch the evolution of dance on youtube, it made me lol a lot.
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#5
At least it wasn't you pooping blood. And get your "friend" and slam her head repeatedly in a car door.
#8
She finds you repulsive because she plays piano..? Don't talk to her. She's stupid.
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#9
wow that sucks.

go write your friend an angry letter, and go take your dog to the vet.

or you could do like the rest of us and drink.
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#12
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
What does her piano have to do with anything?


+1

Look up the impressionist Frank Caliendo on youtube (I think that's his name anyway)
I discovered him today, he's brilliant.
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#15
Quote by White_Venom1993
Last night one of my greatest friends told me this... "The truth is I find you repulsive. I'm playing piano now days. In my own little ministry." So she hates me, and today, my dog is sick, she pooped blood!(My dog did) So... anything to cheer me up please?

when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
when your dog poops blood, throw it at that bitch.

what does "I'm playing piano now days. In my own little ministry" mean?
#17
What the HELL is with "I'm playing piano nowadays. I'm in my own little ministry" mean???

It makes no sense...
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#18
Quote by xFilth
Youre the one of several million sperm cells who made it!





Gave me a quick chuckle.
#19
your fren wasnt your fren and shes a dumb ****....as for your dog....take her to the vet yo
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#20
Quote by Ramones06
your fren wasnt your fren and shes a dumb ****....as for your dog....take her to the vet yo


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#21
has anyone watched the videos I said to watch yet?

c'mon man there funny!
they'll cheer you up!
#22
Quote by xFilth
Youre the one of several million sperm cells who made it!



... i dno how that cud not cheer any1 up.... not cos they're the one... but cos u get a mental image of millions of smilin sperm cells swimmin towards a terrified egg..
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