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#2
Pour some kind of dissolvant into it.

Or fire.
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#4
do it the oldfasioned way... eat it.... oh n do send pics or it never happened
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#5
My toilet clogged earlier. There was a f*cking huge sh*t in it.

Anyway my friend had a trick. Just get a few bunches of toilet paper (about 4 bunches of 5 sheets should do it) and flush.

First the sh*t finally went down, but got a bit stuck in the pipes. Then the bowl filled up. I lol'd.
The bowl drained really slowly, when it was half full (quite a lot) I flushed again.
The bowl started filling and filling, got right to the brim, when I think the menace of a turd finally shifted and went down. The water level went back down really quickly, just as it was about to overflow. Fun times.
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#8
Quote by Gaz_m2k5
My toilet clogged earlier. There was a f*cking huge sh*t in it.

Anyway my friend had a trick. Just get a few bunches of toilet paper (about 4 bunches of 5 sheets should do it) and flush.

First the sh*t finally went down, but got a bit stuck in the pipes. Then the bowl filled up. I lol'd.
The bowl drained really slowly, when it was half full (quite a lot) I flushed again.
The bowl started filling and filling, got right to the brim, when I think the menace of a turd finally shifted and went down. The water level went back down really quickly, just as it was about to overflow. Fun times.


holy ****in lol dude... for some reason i lold all the way through that.. its like... a documentary of the life and death of a turd.
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#9
I took a giant ****, so big i could barely get it out of my ass (not kidding), and now its clogged. I'm leaving in 8 minutes
#10
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
holy ****in lol dude... for some reason i lold all the way through that.. its like... a documentary of the life and death of a turd.


You know what, come to think of it, a bit before that, I went to the toilet.
The giant turd was there, and so I flushed to get rid of it and then went to do a crap myself. I crapped, wiped, flushed and left.

My turd somehow got past the first big turd. It's some sort of fecal consipracy.
#15
Blow it with some dynamite.
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#18
Quote by tortex199
Come on, I'm desperate here.


i already told u..

1. place hand in toilet
2. grab turd
3. bring turd to face
4. open mouth
5. put turd in mouth
6. close mouth
7. chew
8. swallow
9. repeat until none left
10. ???
11. PROFIT!
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#20
Holy Crap! Shoot It With A Shotgun!
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#21
Quote by tortex199
I did, the toilet paper just disentegrated.



in that case... ur in deeeep shit
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#23
Quote by tortex199
I did, the toilet paper just disentegrated.


Well try again with bigger clumps of bog roll.
#24
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#27
Quote by tortex199
Anything that can dissolve it?



yes... sulphuric acid.
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#28
Plunge it?

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#30
erm if the worse comes to teh worse mate i would just whack down with ur bog cleaning thingy and break that **** up man, bash it to fuc until its small enough to go down. and then throw that bog brush far away!
#31
well all you can really do is wrap a plastic bag on your hand and reach in that sucker...GOOD LUCK
#36
Quote by ze monsta
And he'll be in deeper **** if he has to take a **** again.


HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!

wat a craptastic observation!
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#37
there was a thread about this earlier Get a clothes hanger, unbend it and poke the **** till it falls apart IT WORKs trust me.
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#40
Quote by moody07747


NOW!

haha
Win. Period. Win. Win.

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