#1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piston

Its a wikipage for 'piston'


Found it at school, read the first paragraph,

a piston is a ridgid sliding...


Great for luls


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#4
Yeah, but its funny


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"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

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#5
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A rubber seal is sometimes used to keep the lubricant within the shaft. Due to the constant motion of the machine this seal wears quickly and should be replaced with every servicing. If the seal should break during usage there can be disastrous long lasting consequences for the machine.

was this guy going for all the inneuendo he could squeeze out of it?
#8
Haha, yeah, 'cause it's like a penis! Tee hee!
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#9
"If the seal should break during usage there can be disastrous long lasting consequences for the machine."

Lulz pregnant machine.
#10
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was this guy going for all the inneuendo he could squeeze out of it?


+1^
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#13
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Elementary, perhaps?


Nah, car project

Pretty good though


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#14
I think someone edited it that way on purpose.
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#15
LOL HAHAHA XDXDXDXD THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!!!

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#17
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I think someone edited it that way on purpose.

Actually, after reading Rhitard's post, that seems incredibly likely.
#19
That's nothing, for lulz search for "mammary intercourse" on wikipedia

it is THE GREATEST WIKI EVER!
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#20
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I think you need to check the wiki page for "hilarious"...

Even if it said "something that is very very funny resulting in laughter" nobody would believe it, nobody believes nothin on wikipedia anymore.
#21
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That's nothing, for lulz search for "mammary intercourse" on wikipedia

it is THE GREATEST WIKI EVER!


Not as good as the wiki I saw today... here's an excerpt:

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Necrophilia in animals is where a living animal engages in a sexual act with a dead animal. In one of the most well-known examples, Kees Moeliker of the Rotterdam Natural History Museum, Netherlands observed sexual activities[56] outside his office between a live duck and a dead one.

While he was sitting in his office at the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, Moeliker heard the distinctive thud of a bird hitting the glass facade of the building. Upon inspection, he discovered a drake mallard lying dead about two meters from the building. Next to the downed bird there was a second drake mallard standing close by. As he observed the odd couple, the living drake picked at the corpse of the dead one for a few minutes and then, without provocation, it mounted the corpse and began copulating with it. The act of necrophilia lasted for about 75 minutes, in which time, according to Moeliker, the living drake took two short breaks before resuming with copulating behavior. Moeliker surmised that at the time of the collision with the window the two mallards were engaged in a common motif in duck behavior which is called rape flight. "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback—well, didn't get any feedback," according to Moeliker.

After the live bird was shooed away, inspection of the dead mallard revealed that it was male, thus making this the first observed case of homosexual necrophilia in mallards. The case was reported scientifically in Deinsea 8-2001, along with photos.[57] The paper also netted Moeliker an Ig Nobel Prize in biology awarded for improbable research.


#22
Stop being ****ing assholes. Its funny.
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#23
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Not as good as the wiki I saw today... here's an excerpt:



may I enquire as to how one stumbled upon this article?

And why the hell did the dude sit and watch duck necrophilia for 75 minutes???????
#24
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may I enquire as to how one stumbled upon this article?

And why the hell did the dude sit and watch duck necrophilia for 75 minutes???????


A friend does Animal Behaviour at my uni and for some reason couldn't get wikipedia to load up, so I was sending her a few things via MSN. Clicked a few links, ended up with duck rape, lol
#26
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A friend does Animal Behaviour at my uni and for some reason couldn't get wikipedia to load up, so I was sending her a few things via MSN. Clicked a few links, ended up with duck rape, lol

Alikely story!

But I believes ya.
#27
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may I enquire as to how one stumbled upon this article?

And why the hell did the dude sit and watch duck necrophilia for 75 minutes???????

He was probably enjoying the free duck porn.