Poll: Which would you rather keep?
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View poll results: Which would you rather keep?
Guitar
57 54%
Girl
49 46%
Voters: 106.
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#1
Given only one choice, would you rather keep your guitar and guitar playing skills or have a relationship with the girl of your dreams?

This sounds pretty stupid, but your guitar stays with you your whole life but girls come and go at any time. I would honestly much rather keep my guitar than be in a relationship because music is one of my most favorite aspects of life. I've been in 2 relationships before, so the concept is not new to me.

Call me what you will, but thats just my outlook on life.
#3
The girl of my dreams would play guitar. So I would get both.
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#4
Well...guitar strings break...but girls have PMS...hmm...
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#5
girl of my dreams. i loveee herrrrr
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#6
Is there a poll? I'd choose guitar.
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#7
the girl. being lonely with a guitar is a much worse situation than losing your guitar skills for a woman to share life with.
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#8
You can always buy another guitar. Unless you are the pit and are 14.

I'd take the girl, and being in 2 relationships isn't enough to base any opinions on. I've played 2 PRS guitars and didn't like them, therefore they are all crap right?
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#12
Guitar. I can win over the girl with my mad skills on my guitar!


But really, I'd take the guitar. Guitars > Relationships.
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#13
Seeing as I have no girl at the moment, I'm am obligated to choose guitar.


Even if I did, I'd pick guitar. All I have to do to shut it up is unplug it from the amp.
#15
Uhhh, the girl of my dreams doesn't "come and go." TS, you have **** dreams.

EDIT: Everyone's seen her before, but did she inspire this topic?
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#18
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Girl. A piece of wood just can't shag like a girl really.


he didnt say you couldnt have flings just that you wouldnt get the girl of your dreams! i choose guitar, i can hump ne drunk chick at a party anytime
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#20
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Uhhh, the girl of my dreams doesn't "come and go." TS, you have **** dreams.


No, I just absolutely love music. I was raised up playing the violin for a couple years and learned that music is one of the best forms of art, ever. It just really changes your perspective on the world if you hear a heart touching piece like Chopin's Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2 or Danse Macabre.

But that's just my opinion.
#22
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he didnt say you couldnt have flings just that you wouldnt get the girl of your dreams! i choose guitar, i can hump ne drunk chick at a party anytime

how fulfilling that must be for you
#23
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No, I just absolutely love music. I was raised up playing the violin for a couple years and learned that music is one of the best forms of art, ever. It just really changes your perspective on the world if you hear a heart touching piece like Chopin's Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2 or Danse Macabre.

But that's just my opinion.

Well if I could play violin, I would play some sweet-ass duets with the girl of my dreams.
I think getting married and having kids can to a lot to someone's perspective on the world too.
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#24
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Guitar. I am a girl.

duh smartass

I choose girl O_O, are you guys crazy?
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#25
Girl of dreams, because guitar is only one way to make music.
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#27
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A guitar wont break my heart, a girl will.

yeah I know, but that's what it's all about innit?

It's like extreme sport or SM
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#29
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A guitar wont break my heart, a girl will.

EDIT: How deliciously dark was that? :S

The girl of your dreams will break your heart? Does anyone on UG sleep well at night?
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#30
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The girl of your dreams will break your heart? Does anyone on UG sleep well at night?

i think a lot of them arent realizing the "of your dreams" part

UGers only read 70% of posts ya see
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#31
this has been done SO many times
but seeing how u said 'keep' i think id have to go with the girl.
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#32
Girl.

I love guitar, but I don't have a strong, definite future in it, rather than a really great hobby.

My love for music, really, overshadows my love of guitar. Guitar is amazing, and I love playing, but I could easily give it up to be with the girl I truly like more than anyone I've ever met.
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#33
I would give up relationships entirely for the guitar. My guitar is an emotional extension of myself, not the other way around (like girls!).
#36
Well since im a bass player id say girl, but if i had to chose between playing any instrument(cuz i also play many others) and girl i would say instrument
#39
I told my lover that my guitar was more important than her....this is NEVER a good idea. lol.
She was starting to get jealous of my guitar which was completely unreasonable. So she asked me, and I'm not a liar....
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