#1
There is so many penis threads currently. I guess if you don't feel comfortable talking to somebody about your penis, why not make a thread on ug. Genius. But seriously...
#3
Anyways, about my penis
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#4
I opened this thinking it was going to be on pirates.

I am very dissapointed

Also: It's the Pit. What do you expect?
#5
ha, when i get on here and see a bunch of threads about that i just start laughing. it's usually just funny stuff, seeing what everybody has to say. it entertains me.
plus, it's the Pit.
#6
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
I opened this thinking it was going to be on pirates.

I am very dissapointed

Also: It's the Pit. What do you expect?


I kinda wanted pirates too...
Who dat?
#8
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
I opened this thinking it was going to be on pirates.

I am very dissapointed

Also: It's the Pit. What do you expect?

If it was going to be about pirates then it would have been Aarrgghh not Aagghh
duh...
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#10
everything you said could easily have been posted in one of the other threads without having to make a new thread. For that I bring you shame wrought by primusfan (because it's still in my clipboard from earlier!)

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good, i hope they feel ashamed. UGers lie about their penis size so much. there are like 100 14 year olds with 7"+ penises. i guess they're including the half of your penis that's always inside you.
#11
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If it was going to be about pirates then it would have been Aarrgghh not Aagghh
duh...



Pronouncing the "R" sound requires to much time.

But I digress.

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me too, there is only a hole in my soul where a new pirate thread could fill



That almost sounded sexual.