#1
So, I'm playing 20 questions with a friend of mine, and I need some good questions.
Suggestions?
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#2
here's one:
can you handle taking it in the ass without lube?
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#3
so you told him something along the lines of, 'hold on, i need to ask people on the internet for more questions to ask you?"
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#4
James A. MacNeill. Your friend will never guess it because I made it up right now.

Also 20 questions is stupid.
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#5
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so you told him something along the lines of, 'hold on, i need to ask people on the internet for more questions to ask you?"


lol no.
I'm just texting her, and I was wondering if anyone had some interesting questions, besides the usual "What's your favorite ____?"
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#7
Damn I was all stoked to play in this thread...
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#8
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whats your favorite position?
shell be all over that one


I considered that, but we've only been dating two days
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#9
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here's one:
can you handle taking it in the ass without lube?

+1


all the way


and no..........:eek
#10
the only time i play that is at work, and my work blows
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#11
Person, Place, or Sexual Position?
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#12
dude.
stripper pole.

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#13
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I considered that, but we've only been dating two days

and you need help already?
man oh man.
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#14
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and you need help already?
man oh man.




I didn't actually use anyone's response, so I'm doing alright.
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#15
Use a dictionary, find a strange new word, Google it if you need to know more about it, and play again.
i*[∂/∂t]*Ψt = -[∇^2]/2*(Ψt) (unitless form)


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#16
dude
get some good advice from her without her realizing it
ask about favorite candy, flowers, etc.
then surprise her with the like every so often.
she'll surprise you with your **** in her mouth.
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