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chinkboy7
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#1
Well there's countless threads on how to impress girls so how about start one on how to piss one off

(ladies feel free to start one on how to piss a guy off cuz i shouldn't be complaining cuz I started this thread)

anyway any songs to piss a girl off?
fosho
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#2
i cum blood?
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SG Man Forever
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#3
^lol it works in both types.

EDIT: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.
ALWAYS

WANNA BE WITH YOU,
MAKE BELIEV
E WITH YOU,
AND L
IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



OH, LOOVE!
metal Lover
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#4
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks- Dr. Dre
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chinkboy7
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#5
probably I wanna f*ck you by snoop dog well actually I don't think there's such a think as a romantic rap song
JOEYPWNSU
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#7
Quote by SG Man Forever
^lol it works in both types.

EDIT: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.

damn.... you beat me too it
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#8
Quote by metal Lover
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks- Eazy E

+1
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mrfinkle213
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#11
**** her gently by tenacious d
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A generation born to witness
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dullsilver_mike
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#13
"User Friendly" by Marylin Manson:

"I'm not in love but I'm gonna F*** you until something better comes along."
That one tends to bother some women, particularly the romantic types.

edit* also
"the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang
Kevin97220
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#14
Quote by metal Lover
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks- Eazy E


Its a Dr. Dre song featuring Snoop Dogg off The Chronic album
Herr Jones
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#15
Don't Think Twice It's Alright has a sarcastic somewhat biting edge, IMO. At the some time it's not blatant "screw you ho."
SOADwannabe
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#16
Quote by fosho
i cum blood?

damn, beat me to it


D12 - Bitch

"Yeah i'm talkin to you BITCH (get up and dance bitch)
Wiggle that ass BITCH (yeah thats it. yeah i called you a bitch)
What you going to do about it BITCH?
Sit there and cry like a little BITCH? BITCH!"

that usually works
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

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metal Lover
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#18
Quote by Kevin97220
Its a Dr. Dre song featuring Snoop Dogg off The Chronic album

Fixed. I remember it vaguely.
technicolour
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#19
Wow, you guys know that Cannibal Corpse has more then one song? And that there's other gore bands out there besides Cannibal Corpse? JEEEEZZZ

Anal Skewer - Gorgasm
Gagged, shagged, and Body-bagged - Gorerotted
She's not coming home tonight - Prostitute Disfigurement
Dance of mortal lust - Windir
Dimster Ds
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#20
Try this song

It's an Ian Rilen song, not sure about it's name but the chorus goes a little something like this:

"I'm so happy *"happy" chant in background* that your gone"

Not sure if it's right for your situation and you probably never heard of him but still a good song to piss off a ex

EDIT: Here's for people clueless about him
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Rilen
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#21
anything by anal cu nt
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metal Lover
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#22
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Wow, you guys know that Cannibal Corpse has more then one song?

My God he's right.

Addicted to Vaginal Skin-Cannibal Corpse
chinkboy7
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#23
Quote by Dimster Ds
Try this song

It's an Ian Rilen song, not sure about it's name but the chorus goes a little something like this:

"I'm so happy *"happy" chant in background* that your gone"

Not sure if it's right for your situation and you probably never heard of him but still a good song to piss off a ex


who said anythiing about a situation im just tired of seeing threads on how to impress a girl so i just started an opposite one
Dimster Ds
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#24
Quote by chinkboy7
who said anythiing about a situation im just tired of seeing threads on how to impress a girl so i just started an opposite one

Ok, lol, but I really wanted to mention that song, awesome song
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i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

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we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


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technicolour
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#25
Quote by metal Lover
My God he's right.

Addicted to Vaginal Skin-Cannibal Corpse


Beautiful!

See, something for the ladies. I cum blood is more of a guy thing anyways.
rosamamosa
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#27
a song with the name of an ex in it?
all these other ones would just make me laugh
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
ScruffMcGruff
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#28
Closer, by Nine Inch Nails... just listen to the lyrics O.o
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Crutchy
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#29
If said girls are like the ones I know, then any death metal. Hell, any kind of music that has screams in it.
I hope it's cold, everyday, where you are.
Altered_Carbon
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#31
Lol, Play sum Hey There Delilah, lol.
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chinkboy7
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#32
Quote by Crutchy
If said girls are like the ones I know, then any death metal. Hell, any kind of music that has screams in it.


Mostly true but not every chick hates metal
chinkboy7
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#33
Quote by Altered_Carbon
Lol, Play sum Hey There Delilah, lol.


i always figured that song was about his gf but even sadder it's about a girl he never dated and it was on an album they had many years ago
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#34
"Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist" Waking the Cadaver.

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#35
Slip It In by Black Flag might be nice
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mrfinkle213
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#36
oh, how about ...And We All Have A Hell by From First to Last.

'Tis about rape.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

aaron6890
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#37
Quote by chinkboy7
i always figured that song was about his gf but even sadder it's about a girl he never dated and it was on an album they had many years ago

no he dated her i saw them on the grammys and she was with him and i was at home and was all "Awwwwww , but they're music sucks" then i changed it to walker texas ranger.
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#38
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chinkboy7
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#40
Quote by aaron6890
no he dated her i saw them on the grammys and she was with him and i was at home and was all "Awwwwww , but they're music sucks" then i changed it to walker texas ranger.


strange when they were interviewed on a radio station i turned to he said he never dated her