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#1
K guys, so its my birthday.

it was a regular day like any, & I didn't really plan anything, so i can home as usual.
When i checked the mail however, i found a small package, with a note & my name on it.
at first i thought it was from my grandparents, but when i read the note it said, that that the person loved me, & to meet them at my letter box at 10:15 tonight

kk, this isn't really a big deal, but when I told my friend about it, he said he knew who it was, but then just said 'he haunts your dreams,' before logging off MSN

Now I'm horrified

Halp?

EDIT: Forgot to mention, the package is a David Hasslehoff CD

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Last edited by ub3r_bassist666 at Feb 15, 2008,
#4
hahahahahahaha you're buddy's prolly ****in with you and has no idea who it;s from. got a secret admirer? what was in the package 'sides the note? anything like that would help us figure this **** out.
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#5
It's a trap!

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#6
It is a bomb.
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#7
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Plant a proximity mine.


+1

Or, to be a safe, a remote mine. Just to make sure he doesn't blow up his grandparents or something.

and

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#8
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+1

Or, to be a safe, a remote mine. Just to make sure he doesn't blow up his grandparents or something.

and




NO!


Last edited by SeveralSpecies at Feb 15, 2008,
#9
^ what he said

Take good care of yourself, and don't let anybody near your kidneys.


Iceman Edit:

Now is a good time to post the black gentleman.
You know which one.
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#12
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Go to the letter box at 10:15.

seriously what do you have to lose?

jesus, this isnt worth making a thread about.
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#13
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hahahahahahaha you're buddy's prolly ****in with you and has no idea who it;s from. got a secret admirer? what was in the package 'sides the note? anything like that would help us figure this **** out.



Its a David Hasslehoff CD

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#15
I'm sorry, but:

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#16
i'd go.. i doubt somebody's gonna do something
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bring a knife/gun/mace/ any portable/semi-portable weapon
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#22
just hit them in the throat really hard.
their adam's apple will be shattered.
no apple = no breathing
no breathing = no....pretty much anything
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#23
Well TS when is 10:15 for you? It's 10:20 now for me and I'm on the West Coast...

Tell us what happened!

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#24
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LOLZ

+1
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#26
Sorry guys I died



Actually Its 7:24pm here, & I'm Going at 10:15pm, I'm in New Zealand just to clear that up.

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#27
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Sorry guys I died



Actually Its 7:24pm here, & I'm Going at 10:15pm, I'm in New Zealand just to clear that up.


*waits*
#29
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So'z I have to wait until 13:15 to hear something?


How do you think I feel? I have to wait 3 hours till I find out whether I will be RAPED or not.

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#30
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Actually Its 7:24pm here, & I'm Going at 10:15pm, I'm in New Zealand just to clear that up.

Damn I'm out then.
Make sure to post so us others can check it.

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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
#31
Well now I'm going to stay up till 2 a.m. to find out what happens.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#32
It'll prolly be later than 10:15 i can post again

so ya' might have too wait for tomorrow for an update

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#33
pshh. that sucks. Now I have to wait until tomorrow to find out whether or not your rectal fluids will be spilt all over the mailbox .
#35
Quote by ub3r_bassist666
How do you think I feel? I have to wait 3 hours till I find out whether I will be RAPED or not.



Are you as excited as I am then?


Happy Birthday by the way. Hope you don't get the aids.
#36
Happy birthday and all that.


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#38
A David Hasselhoff CD? You got your self a real sick bastard there..... I recommend:
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#39
I say just go cause your house is right there if its anything bad

and Happy Birthday
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