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heres how it works, a story will be written by the time its over. write the next sentence of the story from the post above you. try to keep it one sentence only.
Ill start.

The smell of something burning roused him from his deep sleep, there was no one at home with him, "what was on fire?" he thought.
#3
He gently pulled down his pants and saw that wonderful bonsai tree bush patch where his johnny resides igniting into flames. oops!
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#4
He tried to stop, drop and roll, but it didn't work and he died.
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Where in Gods name did all you anime fanatics come from? Away with you - back to the darkness
#8
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Quickly he grabbed a glass of water.

edit: wait hes dead already?


yeah hes dead. we need a new character quick, who set him on fire?
#13
"your no son of mine" she spat. she proceeded to burn the entire house down to hide the evidence, but what now she was a wanted fugitive...
#15
she took only the clothes on her back and the katana at her waist and headed north, with friends to be met and fortunes to be made..
#16
but along the way she was subjected to surprise ********* from the 'you gonna get raped' black guy
#17
after days of grueling black man love, they became close, she learned that his name was toby and he decided to join her on her quest to save the fair maiden.
#19
They stopped to rest near the border one night. As Toby ravaged her, she had an epiphany.
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#21
right then a viscous pack of French wolves appeared out of nowhere
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#22
The smell of the wolves was almost unbearable, until our hero pulled out a package of life savers
#24
And she immediatley became an hero, leaving toby by himself to go find the maiden called pee wee.
#25
It was stunning move, but ultimately futile. The wolves immediately ripped them both to shreds.
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#28
Happily ever after, that was, until pedobear found toby's bastard son, burnt face man!
#29
and his sidekick, no-face-with-an-arm-for-a-penis-and-Al-Gore-for-a-leg-man
#34
All of a sudden, for reasons unknown to anyone but himself, Ozzy Osbourne appears out of thin air and begins to lick it up.
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you truly are a prince of men


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#37
This story involves a man named Toby, i too am called Toby
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Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#39
Then the smell of something burning roused him from his deep sleep, there was no one at home with him, "what was on fire?" he thought.


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You have nice hair!


#40
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said toby, before crying himself to sleep, realizing he shared a name with an UGer,

Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
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