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Ok so tonight my step brother invited his friends around to play poker. They got kinda drunk and we were hanging out in the garage when one of them suggested he should wax his legs and see if it hurt. So I got out my wax strips and he went a bit crazy. He tried to wax his balls and they're all red and bleeding lmao. Then he started licking the wax strips because they smell like peaches, so we dared them to eat his own pubes, which he did then he bent over and tried to wax his crack and erm... he's a bit stuck now. Half of the wax got left there and his butt cheeks are stuck together. His boxers are like stuck to him right now haha. So I was wondering if anyone knows what can get the wax out? We've got no baby oil left, so would cooking oil work the same way? Haha thanks.
#2
Pics or it didn't happen.
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#3
Leave him. It'll be hilarious when he needs to take a dump.

Then go, "hey, maybe cooking oil would work!" which it probably will.
#4
Quote by darkstar2466
Pics or it didn't happen.

We've got like a 10 minute video on our phones of him waxing himself and screaming. I don't know how to get it on the computer =[
#5
light something on fire and have him sit over it, it will melt the wax off, and you'll love his reaction to the heat
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#7
Quote by Rhitard
We've got like a 10 minute video on our phones of him waxing himself and screaming. I don't know how to get it on the computer =[

USB cable for the phone. most come with them now.
#8
Sounds like he's done for. That is, unless you get some sort of oil I suppose.

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#10
Quote by Rhitard
We've got like a 10 minute video on our phones of him waxing himself and screaming. I don't know how to get it on the computer =[


Send it in a message to your email, then post the video here. When you go to see the video, there should be an option to send it in a message to an email. Do that.
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Send it in a message to your email, then post the video here. When you go to see the video, there should be an option to send it in a message to an email. Do that.

I can't because I'm in Australia (I have a UK sim) and not enough credit =[

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Why do you have wax strips?

To wax my legs.
#17
do your comp and phone both have bluetooth?
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#20
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do your comp and phone both have bluetooth?

My phone does but erm, I'm on a windows 98 computer so I guess not haha. The guys are gonna put the pics on their myspaces tomorrow so I can post them.
#21
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My phone does but erm, I'm on a windows 98 computer so I guess not haha. The guys are gonna put the pics on their myspaces tomorrow so I can post them.


better than vista... true?
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#23
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I think that's the biggest fail I have ever seen in my time on UG.
#24
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What dude?

Just leave the ****er like that, when he sobers up it'll be hilarious. This reminds me of jackass
#25
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fixed. tard
#26
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What dude?

Just leave the ****er like that, when he sobers up it'll be hilarious. This reminds me of jackass

Haha well he ran out naked and pissed in the street and now he's asleep somewhere. He's got work in like 4.5 hours and one leg is half bald.
#27
Quote by Rhitard
Haha well he ran out naked and pissed in the street and now he's asleep somewhere. He's got work in like 4.5 hours and one leg is half bald.

Has he come to realize his balls were bleeding yet?
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thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#28
Wouldn't wanna be him when we needs to take a dump lol! Melt it with a lighter, that should work, just try not to burn him, well you can if you want too, but thats just harsh, after everything hs been through don't you think
#29
Quote by Td_Nights
Has he come to realize his balls were bleeding yet?

Yeah he was freaking out and telling us not to let his girlfriend find out lmao.
#30
LOL at my failure. I should have paid more attention.
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#32
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Yeah he was freaking out and telling us not to let his girlfriend find out lmao.



Do they regularily have sex? He's pretty much done for then. I mean my penis bled last Saturday some, but I didn't Wax myself.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
Last edited by Td_Nights at Feb 15, 2008,
#33
Quote by Td_Nights


Do they regularily have sex? He's pretty much done for then. I mean my penis bleed last Saturday some, but I didn't Wax myself.

I have no idea. I've only met him like twice and suddenly I'm watching him wax his pubes

Haha did it form a scab? I better warn him in the morning.
#35
try hair dryer, dunno migth work, or get a match box and some gasolene.. yes make the math
gas+match=...
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#36
Quote by Rhitard
I have no idea. I've only met him like twice and suddenly I'm watching him wax his pubes

Haha did it form a scab? I better warn him in the morning.


Pfft screw dating! Waxing for the win!
#38
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Fuck off man. I'm not some pathetic kid tryna make a big story to get attention on the internet. If I wanted attention I'd just post a picture of my tits up
#39
Hey guys, you know what would be funny?

If this really happened.
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#40
*insert Chappelle skit about guys doing borderline gay stuff to each other when they're wasted*
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