#1
Yesterday was Valentines day, my gf got me a ticket to see Radiohead live at Glasgow green.

This is like seriously the best and most thoughtful gift I've ever been given, I freakin adore Radiohead and couldn't afford the ticket price and now I can go. I love her much!

So what's the best gifts the pit monkeys have received, and why did they mean so much to you?

Tell me nice stories, I'm happy.
#2
a blowjob...
Quote by andy331

and i used to hump everything in sight and i had fake sex with my styuffed animals and pretended they were the pink power ranger!
#3
Quote by freedoms_stain
Yesterday was Valentines day, my gf got me a ticket to see Radiohead live at Glasgow green.

This is like seriously the best and most thoughtful gift I've ever been given, I freakin adore Radiohead and couldn't afford the ticket price and now I can go. I love her much!

So what's the best gifts the pit monkeys have received, and why did they mean so much to you?

Tell me nice stories, I'm happy.



I'm glad this thread didn't start with sexual activities.
#4
I was sick all week. Had a fever, didn't feel like eating, lived off of medecine and tea for 5 days, spent the first day hugging the toilet.

That was my present. I shared it with my whole family. I love them that much.
#5
Quote by Guitarfreak777
I'm glad this thread didn't start with sexual activities.

I should've seen it coming... My naivite astounds even myself.

And look, vomitting too...

Someone must've got something awesome at some point in their lives.
#6
Handjob.

Helped two sophomores try to free cows

I knew it wouldn't work, but I guess it was time well spent.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me