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#1
Yes, today is the day I finally become a man.

What are the fun things an 18 year old can do?
#2
Illegal things, that way you can actually go to jail for them.
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#3
Buy cigarettes, join the military, vote.

Fun, isn't it?

Edit: Oh, and you can buy porn now. Congratulations.
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#4
Happy birthday dude.

You should go rent out a hooker.

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#5
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Illegal things, that way you can actually go to jail for them.


I was just about to say that.

Congratulations man, you are now off limits to yummy little jailbaits.
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#7
Drink, Gamble, Vote, etc....

It's all Legal now.
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#9
Drink? Gamble? In the U.S. that's age 21.... and you should go to the porn store?
#10
Thanks guys, I packed in all the last minute jailbaits I could before today so i'm good.
#11
Go make a porn vid.

or...

vote

...or smoke.
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#13
alcohol should be legal at 18...
anyway, the first thing ill do when i turn 18 is go to my local gas station, buy a pack of cigarettes and a porno, just because i can
then ill give the pack to sum1 cuz i dont smoke, and ill deface the porno.
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#14
Yep. Pretty much play the lotto, buy porn, and check out strip clubs.

If you can manage to do all 3 at the same place, tell me the name of that store.
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#15
if you moved to the UK, you could drink legally.
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#17
It's 21 to drink in america. I HATE THIS STUPID COUNTRY TRYING TO PROTECT US!!!
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#18
Today Is Scarfacesuit's Birthday Too!!!


Happy 18th Chris!
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#19
STRIP CLUB. I went on my 18th b-day...it was great. I actually turn 21 in march...I'm gonna hit up a casino, many a bar...and why not hit up the titty bar again
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#20
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Drink, Gamble, Vote, etc....

It's all Legal now.


but its not as fun as doing it underage
#21
Quote by itsxsteves
alcohol should be legal at 18...
anyway, the first thing ill do when i turn 18 is go to my local gas station, buy a pack of cigarettes and a porno, just because i can
then ill give the pack to sum1 cuz i dont smoke, and ill deface the porno.



hahaha, i did that too
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Because when I was younger I would wrap dollar bills around my wang while masturbating to get that extra dirty feeling.

Even though I quit doing it, it still turns me on when I see money.



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#23
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Happy birthday dude.

You should go rent out a hooker.



Hookers are like candy. They're cheap and only last a short period of time, after that you throw away the wrapper and you want another one.
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Because when I was younger I would wrap dollar bills around my wang while masturbating to get that extra dirty feeling.

Even though I quit doing it, it still turns me on when I see money.



Http://magnumman.dmusic.com
#24
Quote by itsxsteves
alcohol should be legal at 18...
anyway, the first thing ill do when i turn 18 is go to my local gas station, buy a pack of cigarettes and a porno, just because i can
then ill give the pack to sum1 cuz i dont smoke, and ill deface the porno.


...but you can get porn for free on the internet if you have basic motor skills to use a mouse and keyboard

#25
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I never understood why you would do something simply because you are old enough to...

psych 101

people want what they cant have. Your legally deprived of something for 18 yrs...the first thing you want to do is try that thing.


Or, if you can grow a beard, do that and be 18 when your 16. Thats what I did, at least for cigarettes and blunt wraps...and lighters. Never tried to go to the titty bar before i was 18
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Because when I was younger I would wrap dollar bills around my wang while masturbating to get that extra dirty feeling.

Even though I quit doing it, it still turns me on when I see money.



Http://magnumman.dmusic.com
#26
Quote by seljer
...but you can get porn for free on the internet if you have basic motor skills to use a mouse and keyboard




True, but your computer wont blow you for a price you negociate behind a VIP curtain

giggity giggity
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Because when I was younger I would wrap dollar bills around my wang while masturbating to get that extra dirty feeling.

Even though I quit doing it, it still turns me on when I see money.



Http://magnumman.dmusic.com
#32
Oh you can call those 1800 numbers on television that are like, "You must be 18 or older to order."
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#34
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Oh you can call those 1800 numbers on television that are like, "You must be 18 or older to order."


Sweet!
#35
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It really wasn't...



Well, for many people, probably even a majority of people it is true. But there are exceptions for everything
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Because when I was younger I would wrap dollar bills around my wang while masturbating to get that extra dirty feeling.

Even though I quit doing it, it still turns me on when I see money.



Http://magnumman.dmusic.com
#37
Quote by Kevin97220
I think I'd be scared going into a strip club for the first time.
Tips?



tip good and they're rub their titties in your face longer


and dont be nervous, everyone and everything in there is probably gonna be sketchier than you are anyway. Oh one more thing, don't touch...ever...ive seen people get the **** kicked out of them by the bouncer for that.
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Because when I was younger I would wrap dollar bills around my wang while masturbating to get that extra dirty feeling.

Even though I quit doing it, it still turns me on when I see money.



Http://magnumman.dmusic.com
#38
Quote by Kevin97220
Does this mean I can't date anyone younger than me?



Depends on the state...in most places there is a 2 or 3 year window so you could date...well not date, theres not law against dating...its just ****ing they care about. But usually there is a 2-3 window where its ok. like you could bone a 17 year old and no one can do anything. (at least in my state they cant)
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Because when I was younger I would wrap dollar bills around my wang while masturbating to get that extra dirty feeling.

Even though I quit doing it, it still turns me on when I see money.



Http://magnumman.dmusic.com
#39
Quote by Kevin97220
Does this mean I can't date anyone younger than me?


not necessarily...as long as they're not 14 or under then you should be ok...

...idk what the rule is in Canada...
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