#1
As of 4pm today (GMT)

I'm so happy!!
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#2
Have a cigar!!!!!!!!!
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#5
Ok.
Nighty Night keep your butthole tight
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#9
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You shtum.

TS, congratulations


This is the pit right? I thought there was only cynical, depressed, arrogant and idiotic middle class white people here?
#10
It's a girl, her name is Eleanor.

I'm particularly happy because it's the uncle that took me out on my 18th birthday in Newcastle, got me drunk, and took me to my first game at St James' Park.
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#16
Congratulations, even though probably you had no part in the biological conception, development, delivery or primary care of the baby.

But still, good for you, mate .
#17
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This is the pit right? I thought there was only cynical, depressed, arrogant and idiotic middle class white people here?


I'm black, and distinctly upper class.

Eh what, boydem?
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#18
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most people's feelings on this thread:

Don't post then you tosser.

Thanks to everyone who's posted positive stuff!
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#19
Quote by Snakexe
It's a girl, her name is Eleanor.

I'm particularly happy because it's the uncle that took me out on my 18th birthday in Newcastle, got me drunk, and took me to my first game at St James' Park.


Awesome, now it'll be your turn

...maybe not so much the getting her drunk part
#23
Quote by Masamune
Haha that's cool. One of my cousins is having twins. She's 5 months pregnant right now.

Awesome so that'd make you an uncle?
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#24
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Scrubs lol.
#25
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Awesome so that'd make you an uncle?
No it would make him a second cousin
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#27
Quote by Snakexe
Awesome so that'd make you an uncle?

No. It would make him a double uncle.
#29
Quote by Masamune
I don't know really....
I think it just makes me another cousin.


edit:^ yea he got it.

So if your cousin has kids that means you're the second cousin.

What if your parents' cousin has kids, what does that make you to them? I've been wondering this for a long time.
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Quote by Snakexe
So if your cousin has kids that means you're the second cousin.

What if your parents' cousin has kids, what does that make you to them? I've been wondering this for a long time.

a second cousin.
#31
I have a baby Nephew
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
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#32
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I have a baby Nephew

Congrats dude
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