#4
Quote by boreamor
The penis in your mouth?

Just a suggestion.


Saw that coming lightyears away. LOL
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#6
lockjaw, been pierced by any rusty objects lately? or yes, the penis hypotheses.
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#9
My guess is lockjaw. You should go see a doctor about that. Or just get used to food through a straw.
Quote by Tsucchi
Because nothing is sexier than a man with a mouth full of crayons.

Cool.
#10
Come on now, its rediculous to assume he got his dong in his mouth long enough for him to get lockjaw...the real question is...WHO'S dong was in their long enough for him to get lockjaw.


hehe, I make myself (and probably no one else) laugh.
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Because when I was younger I would wrap dollar bills around my wang while masturbating to get that extra dirty feeling.

Even though I quit doing it, it still turns me on when I see money.



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#12
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Now be serious!




Now be Lupin!
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#14
Quote by Yakult


Now be Lupin!


Now be Harry!

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#17
Quote by GuitarJunkie
Come on now, its rediculous to assume he got his dong in his mouth long enough for him to get lockjaw...the real question is...WHO'S dong was in their long enough for him to get lockjaw.


hehe, I make myself (and probably no one else) laugh.

He is a she.
Most shes get cramps in their jaws from talking to much.
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#18
Quote by Jackal58
He is a she.
Most shes get cramps in their jaws from talking to much.


You sir, are a sensible being.
Quote by Tsucchi
Because nothing is sexier than a man with a mouth full of crayons.

Cool.
#20
Quote by boreamor
The penis in your mouth?

Just a suggestion.
the first post is always the best
#21
Quote by dio_dude
the first post is always the best


Especially when I do it!

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#22
Lack of vitamins. Take vitamin C and eat oranges and apples alot, it'll sort it out an absolute treat.
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True that. True that.
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#23
Quote by Snakexe
Lack of vitamins. Take vitamin C and eat oranges and apples alot, it'll sort it out an absolute treat.



Hallelujah a sensible answer!
#24
LOCK JAW, you have freakin' tetanus! You're going to die.
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#25
Quote by Jackal58
He is a she.
Most shes get cramps in their jaws from talking to much.



Yes, I have found this to be true in my personal experiences.
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Because when I was younger I would wrap dollar bills around my wang while masturbating to get that extra dirty feeling.

Even though I quit doing it, it still turns me on when I see money.



Http://magnumman.dmusic.com
#27
Quote by GuitarJunkie
ahhh, you are wise beyond your years young grasshopper

What are you talking about? Jackal is like 500 years old.


Dont' kill me
#28
Quote by Masamune
What are you talking about? Jackal is like 500 years old.


Dont' kill me




It's true.

*bows to Jackal*
#30
Maybe you're having a seizure?
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#31
LockJaw would be the most logical one but seeing as you havnt been impaled by any rusty objects im gonna go with wisdom teeth coming in maybe?
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