#5
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why half? if you take the knob off it's freakin useless anyway.

Shh, he didn't say which half.
#6
Well no arm means no guitar and no penis means no getting laid... A chick won't date a dude with one arm. DAMMIT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DIVIDE BY ZERO.
#7
Quote by freedoms_stain
why half? if you take the knob off it's freakin useless anyway.


Losing half means you still have a useless half left over, just to taunt you.


Its hard, but I think I may have to choose the arm. Def Leppard's drummer seems to be doin fine.
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#9
Half my penis. I couldn't live without an arm, but I could do without half my wangen.
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#10
well since i use my arms far more than my penis...

i'd give up any bit of my penis to save just about any part of my body
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#12
my right arm because im pretty sure if u get a good enough artificial one you could strum with it....kinda
#17
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my right arm because im pretty sure if u get a good enough artificial one you could strum with it....kinda


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#18
well, since my penis is about 13 feet long, i guess i could deal with having a few inches removed.
#20
I think girls would just lose half of their vaginas...

But since losing half your penis is just as bad as losing your whole penis, I would just lose my arm.
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#22
I'd rather lose an arm. That kid with the football down the block would do nicely. Hey, you didn't say MY arm you said A arm.
#24
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Well no arm means no guitar and no pebus means no getting laid... A chick won't date a dude with one arm. DAMMIT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DIVIDE BY ZERO.

Aaaaaaaaahhhhh
#25
Arm definitely. There are prosthetic arms that work alright, They are developing a new prosthetic arm that is dexterous enough to play piano and probably even guitar. Prosthetic penises, on the other hand. don't work so well.
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#27
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well, since my penis is about 13 feet long, i guess i could deal with having a few inches removed.



i was wondering why noone had made this joke until now
#28
I'm surprised no ones said "My penis is so big I can afford to lose half."

In all seriousness my arm, then have it sewn back on

EDIT - Yes they have.
#29
half my penis...I'm not using it much anyway


well not without my arm
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#30
what a predicament
no arm, no 'erkin it. no penis, nothing TO 'erk.
no arm, no music. no penis, no life.
Dammit!!
I;d lose an arm, just to brag about how i lost it in a serious guitar malfunction
would that get me laid?, or would people look at me as another amputee
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#33
Quote by McLovin-

I;d lose an arm, just to brag about how i lost it in a serious guitar malfunction
would that get me laid?, or would people look at me as another amputee


well I suppose people with an amputation fetish would dig you...having said that I'm pretty sure that its a male dominated fetish so I'd get some lube if I were you
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#34
but.. but..
ahh, what the heck.
with no arm, no women, no music, i think i'll probably kill myself.
so, you interested in an amputee who lost his arm in a guitar malfunction. i have lube
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