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#1
Yes, this is me copping the thread that said "what is the worst thing your teacher has called you" so now...what is the worst thing that you have said to a teacher


I havn't really said anything becuase no teacher ever gave me enough **** for me to say anything back but I know people who have accused teachers of

Needing to take viagra to get an erection and please their wife
That they are ugly and they get more ass than the teacher does
And one time I had a friend who called the gay math teacher a faggot
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#2
"There is something inside me
It's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose of the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from the sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your ****ing head in, until brains seep in"

#3
big meanie weanie teachers
People who sig what others have said about them are stupid,
is that a way of showing how cool you are?
#4
oh
lets see here
gypsy bitch
french *****
downs sydrome monkey
slut
bald midget that will never get laid
annndd ****
im sure theres more
but those are the main ones i got in trouble for
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#6
^ Shut the **** up Teufel, no-one wants to hear that metal poetry ****.

I once told my teacher he was a paedophile and that I owned him because I got 100% on a test. Surprisingly, he wasn't offended.
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#7
That I was sick of looking at her balding head and drawn on eyebrows.
#8
" Why d they call you Dr? you're not a ****in doctor but a geo teacher!! what the ****? are you a retard?"
#10
Quote by BrianApocalypse
^ Shut the **** up Teufel, no-one wants to hear that metal poetry ****.

I once told my teacher he was a paedophile and that I owned him because I got 100% on a test. Surprisingly, he wasn't offended.



Do not disrespect Cannibal Corpse, fool.
#12
One of my friends said to the principle once,
"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.
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#14
In religeous education we were looking at pics of the Turin shroud and the teacher asked what we could see in the shroud and I said "It looks as if Jesus was a chick because I definately see breasts"

Not the smartest thing to say to a catholic religeous edecation teacher, I just thrown out for the rest of the lesson

they look like tits to me.
#15
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Do not disrespect Cannibal Corpse, fool.


He's so metal!
two and a half men.
#16
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He's so metal!



I concur. Ditto and Corpsegrinder are brutal.
#21
"Hey I don't know if it is a good idea if we continue to have sex, your husband might find out."
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#22
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That's Diglett...



Well, by making that statement it shows who watches Pokemon and who doesn't.
#24
to a gym teacher,

"well you know what Mr.L, i don't care if that was out. see, other teachers are helping me learn important things but what are you doing? freeloading. other teachers make a difference in our lives. you just teach us how to hit a volleyball. good luck with the wasted life."
he was teary eyed for the rest of class. i felt kinda like a douche.
#25
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That's Diglett...

Or MAYBE it's a ditto morphed INTO a Diglett....

Yeah...take that...
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#26
I didn't say this, but some jerk at my old school told my male music teacher he needed a bra... He started crying
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#28
Quote by gu1t4rh3r0
One of my friends said to the principle once,
"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.


I read this and fell out of my chair

One time I was doing work in my second language class when my teacher started yelling at me for no reason, so I said "WTF, I didn't ****in say anything you bitch. I didn't get in trouble though. And me and my friend woulld put our English teacher through hell by saying what we would say to everyone "Get the dick outta your ass Ms. G." We would also shout "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, CUPCAKES!" during class. She told us to quit saying cupcakes so we switched to "MMMMMMMMMMM, hotpockets"
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I didn't say this, but some jerk at my old school told my male music teacher he needed a bra... He started crying

If a kid said that to me, I make him wear a bra whenever he came in my class, or beat the **** outta him
#29
Today actually. It wasn't that bad but still.

I had just found out that my ex who I still have lots of feelings for has a boyfriend a year older and in a different school. So that kinda hurt, and my week has been **** enough.

So the next class we had to take a quiz over the Periodic Table Of Elements. Easy stuff. But I was just so upset from learning that news that I answered only enough to get a 75 then left the rest blank. Teacher walks by and goes

"you going to finish?"
"No."
"Why not? Do you not know it?"
"Oh no I know it, I just am in no mood and really dont give a crap right now"
"Well, prove it." Then proceeds to stop the class and quiz me over the elements. I answered every one right but he still gave me a 75.
#32
me and a friend made a myspace for a teacher accusing him of being a pedophile. It only took a week for myspace security to call the prinicipal. We had to go apologize to the teacher, and I had to take the myspace down, but more surprisingly I didn't get into any trouble until my nosy slut aunt saw me in the principal's office and told my mother.
#33
Quote by me_llamo_juan
That's Diglett...


you just corrected him on the name of a pokemon, and damn straight too! he shouldnt have got the name wrong in the first place!
#34
I said this to a younger female teacher

me: is it true that if you pop zits on your face it makes them spread more?

her: yes I believe it's true

me: then is that why you have them all over your face?


she didn't do anything to me maybe cause it was obviously true... damn pizzaface
#35
my one friend once asked a teacher if he farted because he smelled vasilne
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#36
I called my assistant principal a f*cking fish sucking c*ntmaster once... I called that some one a dyke with a dick stuck in her ass a couple weeks later.

Last year I got fired from a job for telling my boss if she was a supervillain her name would be the Thunderc*nt (she's a fat, mean old bag who hates everyone b/c her husband left her for a man.... Personally I just never would've hit it in the first place).
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#40
i was wearing a hood in class and my teacher said that
"why are you wearing a hood, its a blizzard huh?" in an extremely sarcastic manner that pisses you off, i managed to reply though "ofcourse its windy if your legs are spreaded ms."
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