#1
Okay so this semester I'm in digital music class and there are about 13 students in that class. Most of them are girls. Going into this class was my first time playing other people. Anyway, I've had this problem where when were playing I can't lock in with the drummer and I end up playing too fast. The reason I can't lock in with the drummer is because.... well let me put it this way. She has very big 'assets' and everytime I look at her I'm afraid I might look you know, where her goods are. So this is completely throwing me off and I can't keep a steady rhythm. What do I do?
#4
Just straight up tell her "Jeez, you're so big I can't keep my eyes away."

Chicks dig honesty and balls.
#5
say the only way i can get coordinated with a drummer is by seeing what theyre doing. Its a sweet excuse to just look at le tits
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Okay so this semester I'm in digital music class and there are about 13 students in that class. Most of them are girls. Going into this class was my first time playing other people. Anyway, I've had this problem where when were playing I can't lock in with the drummer and I end up playing too fast. The reason I can't lock in with the drummer is because.... well let me put it this way. She has very big 'assets' and everytime I look at her I'm afraid I might look you know, where her goods are. So this is completely throwing me off and I can't keep a steady rhythm. What do I do?

Tell her to put more emotion into her drumming. And by that I mean movement. And by that I mean post pictures.
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#10
ok i have actually had that same problem....one of the bands i play in has a female singer...and shes not exactly ugly so what i did was stare.. i mean if she says anything just say "hey i was tryin to get on beat" who knows maybe she wants you to look at her. i wasnt that lucky
good luck
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Okay so this semester I'm in digital music class and there are about 13 students in that class. Most of them are girls. Going into this class was my first time playing other people. Anyway, I've had this problem where when were playing I can't lock in with the drummer and I end up playing too fast. The reason I can't lock in with the drummer is because.... well let me put it this way. She has very big 'assets' and everytime I look at her I'm afraid I might look you know, where her goods are. So this is completely throwing me off and I can't keep a steady rhythm. What do I do?


Ask her to jiggle her boobies in time. Then you can use it as a visual metronome.
If she's ugly.


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#13
Lol man
just maybe don't look
or lose your sight
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go blind or get a mask and rape your e string not slipknot
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Just straight up tell her "Jeez, you're so big I can't keep my eyes away."

Chicks dig honesty and balls.

You must be kidding, really... There is a fine line between 'Honesty and balls' and FUCKING STUPIDITY.
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#17
I had a similar problem once, band practice my friends older sis... but the way i dealth with it ended up with her boyfriend running at me with a knife.
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#18
Just stare. If she asks just tell her you're trying to keep time and not to flatter herself.

unless you want to get with her.

then tell her you're trying to keep time and that she's very talented.
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#19
look at her boobs and be proud! That way you could play to the beat of her bouncing titties. then post pics!
#20
try to focus on your playing. if you can't, well, your are screwed my friend.
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#21
Dudes/dudettes! He said she had very big assets, not boobs! Tell that chick to stop waving around her stocks and bonds!
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#22
Beat off while thinking about her, preferably early on before you have to go play. Either that or just listen to what she's playing rather than watching.
#23
well you can try methods in which would involve two things
1. either keep staring and get kicked out(in case she's ugly and self conscious) or
2. keep staring, say you're using her boobs as a beat, and by beat i mean the music term

in the long run you're still staring but you know it could be for a good purpose
#24
Why do you have to look at the drummer to hear them?
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#25
i have to look at our drummer every now and then. I can tell by his body language what he plans on doing. so its important to look at him to know we switch from verse to chorus or if hes gonna throw in a fill...cuz sometimes i forget to count it out for myself. just keep doing what you have to and try not to get a boner.