#1
Have you ever been in a situation where you've actually said either of these things. I haven't been in any that I can actually remember, but I would like to read your funny stories where you've said one or the other.
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#2
no but i will have to say that if you walk into your mother's room tonight around midnight
#3
your mom
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#4
No, I have legitimate reasons for all my actions, namely, I'm a git. Furthermore, "lulz" will not ensue due to the mere mentioning of "lulz" possibilities.
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#6
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No, I have legitimate reasons for all my actions, namely, I'm a git. Furthermore, "lulz" will not ensue due to the mere mentioning of "lulz" possibilities.

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The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
#7
yes.

my friend is more awkward than blobfish.

he spent the night the other night.
I woke up, he was standing beside me looking at the stuff at my dresser.
exact quote - "Uhh.... I can explain... I dropped my contact."

He really did.
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#9
*pr0n on screen*

"It's a pop-up, I swear. It's REALLY not what it looks like!!"

and it worked.

My mom is gullible.
#10
I was about to be sexing with my girlfriend
I dropped my pants and i revealed my vagina
I say, "It's not what it looks like!!"
Best vagina-into-vaginapenis sex ever
#11
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I was about to be sexing with my girlfriend
I dropped my pants and i revealed my vagina
I say, "It's not what it looks like!!"
Best vagina-into-vaginapenis sex ever

I smell some bullshit here.

No one in the pit gets sex! That's why we're HERE

/badjoke
#12
i was helping a friend get a splinter out of his weenier with my teeth and then some men came and took my friend away. i tried to tell them that i was helping but they wouldn't listen.


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#14
I've said that when I space out and stare at someone, it sucks when you've been staring at some ugly girl for 5 minutes and then someone ends your daydream to tease you about it >.>
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