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A couple of my friends and I are throwing a prank and its set for wednesday. I'm supposed to have one thought of and call them to tomorrow to get set up. Does anyone here know a hilarious school prank that wont get us into to much trouble? We dont mind detention, saturday school, ISS, etc. Were hoping not to get suspended but if we do, we do I guess. So pranksters of UG what do you got?


Also share funny pranks at your school.
Thank you
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Nahh theres a teacher that I'm scared might join in
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#4
Once a couple of my friends completely switched one of their and another friend's lockers. They had a spare and the other friend was in class, so they swapped the contents of the lockers entirely. I don't remember if they switched the locks too.
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People used to send fireworks up the stairwells. Alternatively, hockle down them. Fun times.
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Put a piece of alkaline metal in a pill capsule and then flush it down the 2nd-3rd floor toilet. Then, RUN AWAY.
#9
Play the MetallicA version of so what over the morning announcements or if you cant manage that get just about every kid in the class to act like they have a runny noise and have them like doing a sniffle noise the teacher wont know what the **** to do
#10
set loose small furry animals labeled "1", "2", and "4"
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Once a couple of my friends completely switched one of their and another friend's lockers. They had a spare and the other friend was in class, so they swapped the contents of the lockers entirely. I don't remember if they switched the locks too.

Thats not a prank. I do that all the time and my teachers dont care I hate the people who have their locker next to mine.. so I leave
It sucks at the end of the year when I forgot which locker I started with.
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ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#12
release chickens numbered 1 2 and 5. that'll screw them over. alternatively, one that was done at my school was dissassembling a car, and reassembling it around the flagpole out front. another was where they either moved or disassembled (again), a car into the gym of our school.
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lunaticfringe93, So What would be a great idea teachers would freak when they heard SO ****ING WHAT but as to the runny nose thing everyone has done that, except me and my friends prefer the cough hit.
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my old english teacher told me about this one time some kids got up on the roof and tossed a bunch of tires on the flagpole so they stacked up at the bottom. apparently there was some sort of rule that made it impossible for them to just cut the tires off, and they had to get some ridiculous machinery to pull the tires back up off the flagpole.
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Thats not a prank. I do that all the time and my teachers dont care I hate the people who have their locker next to mine.. so I leave
It sucks at the end of the year when I forgot which locker I started with.


It's a small french school... we have to have fun somehow... and that wasn't meant as a prank on teachers/staff members, just funny **** they did to a friend.
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alternatively, one that was done at my school was dissassembling a car, and reassembling it around the flagpole out front. .

Wan't that on High School Stories
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ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
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Put a piece of alkaline metal in a pill capsule and then flush it down the 2nd-3rd floor toilet. Then, RUN AWAY.


My Physical Science teacher was telling us last year that some kid at another school in the city flushed a piece of either sodium or potassium (I can't remember which) down the toilet and the kid clearly didn't know what he was doing because the bathroom exploded with the kid in there and he came out with like 4 broken ribs or something and a slew of other bone injuries.
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put down grasskiller in the form of a penis.
a big one.
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Ok what you do is kidnap 200 seagulls. Then you take the seagulls (crammed into black trashbags) into the cafeteria around lunchtime. When everyone gets their food and sits down, run in with the trashbags, open them, run out, and lock the doors.????

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my old english teacher told me about this one time some kids got up on the roof and tossed a bunch of tires on the flagpole so they stacked up at the bottom. apparently there was some sort of rule that made it impossible for them to just cut the tires off, and they had to get some ridiculous machinery to pull the tires back up off the flagpole.


a school near mine did that, except they reassembled it on top of a roof.
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matrix all bookbags that are left unattended...
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Ok what you do is kidnap 200 seagulls. Then you take the seagulls (crammed into black trashbags) into the cafeteria around lunchtime. When everyone gets their food and sits down, run in with the trashbags, open them, run out, and lock the doors.????

PROFIT!


Holy shit, that mental image I got from that was probably the funniest thing ever.
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My Physical Science teacher was telling us last year that some kid at another school in the city flushed a piece of either sodium or potassium (I can't remember which) down the toilet and the kid clearly didn't know what he was doing because the bathroom exploded with the kid in there and he came out with like 4 broken ribs or something and a slew of other bone injuries.



Exactly my point.
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I've never really pulled an actual prank but I have been known for trouble for my school. The only real set up prank I've done was me and my friends wore these really long socks, maybe 2 inches shorter than tube socks.... we ran a few miles......took a dump in them.... poured the rootbeer in them.... dumped the dump out.... then put in all the random bugs we could find..... we froze it and continued to do this for a week until we had enough sucks to fill up the shelves in this girls locker who went off at me for about 20 minutes IN SPANISH
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ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
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Get a bunch of 2 person cow costumes and start running around the hallways mooing at people and stuff
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Get a bunch of 2 person cow costumes and start running around the hallways mooing at people and stuff

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ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
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Me and my friends wanna pull this one prank. In senior year, we wanna have one person turn in an excuse for being absent that says "Please excuse <insert name here>, he has the Plague." Then the next day, two more people turn in the same excuse. Then four, then eight and so on until the CDC gets involved. I live in Atlanta, the CDC isn't too far away.
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Ok I Need A Cow Costume By Wednesday
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ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
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#30
put viagra in the coffee machine in the teachers lounge
enough said
i think that's a pretty good idea
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back when my brother and his friends left school, they put frozen meet and prawns (similar to shrimp i think) in the air conditioning vent things before the holidays, we have a 6 week break over christmas in australia, so it had 6 weeks to defrost and develop some bad smells, classes begin again at the end of january or the start of feb.. i can't remember but it's summer here when we go back to school :P so the air conditioning gets turned on and BAM! no class today!
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put viagra in the coffee machine in the teachers lounge
enough said


Useless for women teachers. I'd go with LSD in the teachers coffee. And you thought the Shop teacher was crazy before!!
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"ATTENTION SCHOOL FACULTY. IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT WE HAVE ENCOUNTERED A BOMB THREAT"

I'm sure those nice teachers would understand and just give you detention.
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yeah burn it down it will be funny and you cant get suspended if theres no school to get suspended from
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Get a bunch of 2 person cow costumes and start running around the hallways mooing at people and stuff

Better yet, go on the second floor of your school and refuse to go down the stairs.
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Better yet, go on the second floor of your school and refuse to go down the stairs.



that was f*cking funny!!!
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Better yet, go on the second floor of your school and refuse to go down the stairs.


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#39
not really a prank but release hundreds of bouncy balls down some stairs. it woould be cool to watch people tripping on them.
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