#1
Where can I get a 2 person cow costume/suit?
Quote by death101
ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#7
wtf?? a costume shop?
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#8
Quote by dark&broken
Dude. do what a couple friends of mine did. make one out of duct tape. it was amazing.

I don't think he wants it to be permanent.
#10
Quote by freedoms_stain
I don't think he wants it to be permanent.


I think they used shower curtains torn into strips on the outside and all held together by LOADS of duct tape inside (stuck to the shower curtains so they were fine)
#11
Quote by dark&broken
I think they used shower curtains torn into strips on the outside and all held together by LOADS of duct tape inside (stuck to the shower curtains so they were fine)

Ahhhh, I had a vision of 2 guys duct taped together ass-to-face
#14
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I'm not clicking that!!


I clicked and it was the most disgusting thing ...


not really, it wasn't a real site
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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#15
Quote by CFH82
I clicked and it was the most disgusting thing ...


not really, it wasn't a real site



Ah, so you're in on it, too, huh? Well I'm not budging.
#16
Quote by freedoms_stain
Ahhhh, I had a vision of 2 guys duct taped together ass-to-face


That's just wrong. Especially with duct tape. That **** holds anything together. Handymans secret weapon it is.
#19
Quote by freedoms_stain
Ahhhh, I had a vision of 2 guys duct taped together ass-to-face

dude, you never go ass-to-face
#20
Quote by SkyValley

haha
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#21
Quote by MastaBassist10
dude, you never go ass-to-face


dude somtimes its cool to go ass-to-face

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#22
Quote by SkyValley


I laughed when i seen it........


then proceeded to click on it...... Ive never seen the 2girlsonecup thing... Ive hurd good things from everyone at school tho....
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Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
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#23
Quote by bendystraw
can i ask why?


it might b from the other thread
the school prank one
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that is the sex
#24
Yeah its for a prank me and my friends are going to try.
Quote by death101
ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#26
why a cow?

get 3 people... make one dress in a flesh coloured ball.. make the other do the same... then u dress in a long penis shaped costume.. then walk down the road with ur two mates either side of u..
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#27
NO WERE DOING A COW!!!!
wait....=)
Quote by death101
ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#28
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
why a cow?

get 3 people... make one dress in a flesh coloured ball.. make the other do the same... then u dress in a long penis shaped costume.. then walk down the road with ur two mates either side of u..
Get three friend. Get one of them to be the left testicle, the other to be the right testical and you can shove your head in the head hole of the penis. and you guys walk together. or you can switcht the order.
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i busted a g-string while fingering a minor...
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My old band teacher once called me a penis wrinkle.
#29
Quote by MetallicGod07
Get three friend. Get one of them to be the left testicle, the other to be the right testical and you can shove your head in the head hole of the penis. and you guys walk together. or you can switcht the order.

No.
Quote by death101
ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#31
Quote by MetallicaMan1
No.
ok ok. but a cow does sound pretty cool!
Quote by nasstyman
i busted a g-string while fingering a minor...
Quote by 18zzz18
REPLY DUDE! YOU COULD BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH AND ALL OF MANKIND! (:
0h @nd U M@Y H@V3 2 T@LK L1K3 TH1S..... 1TZ TH3 L@NGU@G3 0F TH3 FUTUR3
Quote by RMC06
My old band teacher once called me a penis wrinkle.
#32
Were doing this at school and if we walked around in a big penis suit imagine the consiquences.
Quote by death101
ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#33
Quote by MetallicaMan1
Were doing this at school and if we walked around in a big penis suit imagine the consiquences.
say its pink rocket ship.
Quote by nasstyman
i busted a g-string while fingering a minor...
Quote by 18zzz18
REPLY DUDE! YOU COULD BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH AND ALL OF MANKIND! (:
0h @nd U M@Y H@V3 2 T@LK L1K3 TH1S..... 1TZ TH3 L@NGU@G3 0F TH3 FUTUR3
Quote by RMC06
My old band teacher once called me a penis wrinkle.
#35
Quote by MetallicGod07
say its pink rocket ship.

Your ideas never seem to dissapoint.
Quote by death101
ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#36
Quote by MetallicaMan1
Your ideas never seem to dissapoint.
lol thank you. If you did this before valentines, I would of said be a vagina and say you were a pair of lips.
Quote by nasstyman
i busted a g-string while fingering a minor...
Quote by 18zzz18
REPLY DUDE! YOU COULD BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE EARTH AND ALL OF MANKIND! (:
0h @nd U M@Y H@V3 2 T@LK L1K3 TH1S..... 1TZ TH3 L@NGU@G3 0F TH3 FUTUR3
Quote by RMC06
My old band teacher once called me a penis wrinkle.
#37
Hhaaha
Quote by death101
ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#38
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