Poll: How do you eat your Oreos?
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View poll results: How do you eat your Oreos?
Open them and lick the cream
28 22%
Eat them at once
86 68%
I dont eat them
13 10%
Voters: 127.
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#6
I twist the Oreo apart and rub the halves on my nipples.
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#7
I just eat them whole. I don't have time to **** around with my cookies.
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#8
I just dunk the whole thing in milk and eat it.
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#9
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#12
First I twist it, then I like it, then I dunk it. Atleast I think that's what I do, then I tell my dog lies so that I don't have to give him any. I'm such a tool.
#14
Quote by NewsoftheWorld
Did you know that the cream doesn't digest?...or something like that.

i doubt that otherwise fat people would explode with delecious white cream.... mmmmm fat people
#15
I put the Oreo in milk and wait for it to get soggy then consume and repeat.
#16
Quote by civildp1
I just eat them whole. I don't have time to **** around with my cookies.

haha i lol'd

and to the kid who said with ice cream, i do that too...its amazing.
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#17
and oreos were SO much better before the double stuffed. i dont even see the normal ones nowadays.
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#18
Quote by itsxsteves
and oreos were SO much better before the double stuffed. i dont even see the normal ones nowadays.



Bull****, Double Stuffed Oreos are the greatest invention of the past 10 years. Trust me, I'm fat. I know these things.
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#19
Quote by civildp1
Bull****, Double Stuffed Oreos are the greatest invention of the past 10 years. Trust me, I'm fat. I know these things.




****ING hillarious stuff right there! and SO true!
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#20
To the TS: How dare you not mention the orgasmic sensation of dipping a double stuffed orio into ice cold milk!
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#21
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#22
i just bite into them rather than taking them apart. but the dunking in milk is the best before doing that.
#23
In my oreo eating experience, the creme is usually too hard to lick of in <5 licks, so I just eat it all at once and chug down 1/2 a glass of milk.
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#25
I eat them whole, but dipped in peanut butter.
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#26
meh to OREOS

bourbons FTW
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#31
I take two apart, then combine the two sections that have cream together. I make my own double stuff oreos. I then feed the non-cream parts to my dogs.
#32
Quote by jwizzle5786
I take two apart, then combine the two sections that have cream together. I make my own double stuff oreos. I then feed the non-cream parts to my dogs.


That's sissy stuff. A sextuple stuffed Oreo is where it's at.
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#34
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That's sissy stuff. A sextuple stuffed Oreo is where it's at.


I've tried to make it bigger, but the cream comes off when I disconnect it.
#36
I do both ways mentioned in the poll.
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#37
We don't have double stuffed Oreos here in Ireland
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#38
i peel the icing off and stack it up until diabetes is certain.

So i don't lick the icing or eat them immediately. Poll fails.
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#40
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I scrape the cream off with my top front teeth. I'm weird.


That's what I do!
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