#2
kill yourself?


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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#3
Murdering Absent Mind?
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#4
Go into a womens restroom with binoculars
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Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#5
Poo in the hand-dryers
Imagine it: You go to dry your hands only to get a blizzard of warm **** all over your hands
ohai little sig.
#9
2 chicks at the same time!
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ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
#10
play some ****ing kickass solos with volume 11
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making a windows machine look like a mac is like putting lipstick on a pig.


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#11
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Murdering Absent Mind?


You sire are a genius *tips hat*
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If I had sex as much as you said the word "shit" I would be paris hilton.


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I have never felt closer to either cheese or weasels


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DURN THING DUN GONE MESS UP AGIYAN. MARGE, FETCH ME MAH BOOMSTIYAK
#13
Quote by Kensai
Murdering Absent Mind?


+1
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#18
Do the sensible thing.

Go out and party.
Get drunk.
Meet a girl.
Take her home.
Send her home in a taxi. (You'll probably be too drunk to ****.)
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#19
Quote by AnomHero
Do the sensible thing.

Go out and party.
Get drunk.
Meet a girl.
Take her home.
Screw Her
In the morning tell her she's got 10 seconds to leave before you grab your gun


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#21
Quote by AnomHero
Do the sensible thing.

Go out and party.
Get drunk.
Meet a girl.
Take her home.
Send her home in a taxi. (You'll probably be too drunk to ****.)

"Lets go back to my place!"

"Ok...now you're here...you have to go!"

#22
Give it to me, because every single fucking job I apply for just treats me like a fucking idiot and I don't even get an interview.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.