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#2
i'm not gonna bother looking for a link, but the Amon Amarth one where he says "Walrus Hair" is pretty good.
#3
Wtf are you talking about?

Edit: Ah lol, very good.
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i'm not gonna bother looking for a link, but the Amon Amarth one where he says "Walrus Hair" is pretty good.


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#5
I can't think of the name, but I often hear search bar?? That can't be right.
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#8
Opeth's song Blackwater Park.
The last line in the song is: "Sick liaisons raised this monumental mark; The sun sets forever over Blackwater Park".

The first time I heard it I thought instead of 'Sick liaisons' it was 'Six wee Asians'.

Amazing song, though.

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#9
Haha on Yellow Ledbetter "Make me fries"
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Haha on Yellow Ledbetter "Make me fries"


I still remember how hard I lol'd on that one.


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#12
BMTH and A7x have had some good ones!

Check out For Stevie Wonders Eyes Only, Bat Country and Darkness Surrounding on youtube!
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#13
Fall out boy - "Also, I like cats!"
I wish it did say that
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Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr is probably the best. Boat! Rudder!
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#16
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Fall out boy - "Also, I like cats!"
I wish it did say that


Which song is that?
#17
"hit me with a wet snot"
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#20
In "Fuel" by Metallica, it sounds like he says '**** A man" but it's actually "**** 'em man"
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In Jesus of Suburbia I always used to think at about 7:10 mins in Billy Joe was singing "I've lost my pencil case!"
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#25
Opeth's Windowpane:

Real lyric: "There's no response or action returned"
Misheard lyric: "Slow response erection returns"

Opeth's In Mist She Was Standing:

Real lyric: "Contorted Trees"
Misheard lyric: "CLITORIS RAAAACE!!!!"

Opeth's Ghost of Perdition

Real lyric: "Draining the weakness, penetrating inner light"
Misheard lyric: "Pray there's no weiners, penetrating in her light!"

Opeth's The Baying of the Hounds

Real lyric: "Everything you belived is a lie, everyone you loved is a death burden"
Misheard lyric: "Everything you believed is a lie, everyone you love is a dead bird"

Cannibal Corpse's Make Them Suffer:

Real lyric: "SUFFER!"
Misheard lyric: "SOFAAAAA!"
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#27
teen spirit: real lyrics"a denial, a denial"
misheard lyrics"bloody nail bloody nail"
it would have been cooler with bloody nail but a denial works.
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Cannibal Corpse's Make Them Suffer:

Real lyric: "SUFFER!"
Misheard lyric: "SOFAAAAA!"

I could always hear them pretty well on that part...
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#30
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Haha yes I love that one.

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#31
try www.kissthisguy.com
there are quite a few good ones, and I've contributed a few under the name 'Mac'

My personal faves:

Marilyn Manson-The Beautiful People
Songs says:
"The beautiful people, the beautiful people"
Misheard:"Just gimme the meatball, just gimme the meatball!"

3 Doors Down-Be Like That
Song says:
I feel I'm fallin' in
Misheard as: I still love foreign men!

Nirvana-Smells Like Teen Spirit
Songs says:
Here we are now, entertain us!
Misheard as: Here we are now-masturbate us!


there some other great ones....
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#32
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Nirvana-Smells Like Teen Spirit
Songs says:
Here we are now, entertain us!
Misheard as: Here we are now-masturbate us!


how could you possibly misunderstand that?

I'd go with all those trivium ones:
I AM HERE TO RIDE BIKE!!!

cracks me up every time.
#33

Originally Posted by .6.bullets.
Nirvana-Smells Like Teen Spirit
Songs says: Here we are now, entertain us!
Misheard as: Here we are now-masturbate us!


TheQuailman:

how could you possibly misunderstand that?


lol I don't know.......sad, really XDD
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#34
I was listening to the radio once, no idea what the song is, but it started off real heavy, real nice classic rock style riffs, I was getting into it, then the guy starts singing. And I could have sworn on my life that he says: "I am the gangsta of love".

I spent the next ten minutes rofling my ass off. I never actually found the song afterwards =[
#35
"Deadly Badgers made my wreath!" -Opeth, Drapery Falls (actually says "deadly patterns")

"I Dream of love as a tower of soup on my head" -Sting, Desert Rose (actually says "time runs through my hands")
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I was listening to the radio once, no idea what the song is, but it started off real heavy, real nice classic rock style riffs, I was getting into it, then the guy starts singing. And I could have sworn on my life that he says: "I am the gangsta of love".

I spent the next ten minutes rofling my ass off. I never actually found the song afterwards =[

*Ahem* That would be the song "Gangster of Love" by Johnny Guitar Watson. You were right. That's what it says. Really.
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#37
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*Ahem* That would be the song "Gangster of Love" by Johnny Guitar Watson. Yu were right. That's what it says. Really.







#38

Originally posted by poopsmith666

Opeth's In Mist She Was Standing:

Real lyric:
"Contorted Trees"
Misheard lyric: "CLITORIS RAAAACE!!!!"




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....that's pretty great
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#39
I dont know how common this is, but. I thought there were the real lyrics for years. I thought the 'fake' lyrics were good. I even think they are genuinly better than the prper lyrics haha!!


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#40
with you-chris brown. "i need your boobs!! i gotta feel your boobs!!" lol
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