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#1
and she is being an idiot about it
she doesnt realize there is no cure
and she got it because the first time she had sex it was an orgy..

i pulled a face palm on her and it didnt even faze her!

what can i say to her to make her realize the severity of this?
we arent really friends so it doesnt matter how mean i am
#4
That gave me a good laugh, thank you.


On topic, kill her.
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#5
Quote by Fusanti_RHCP
and she is being an idiot about it
she doesnt realize there is no cure
and she got it because the first time she had sex it was an orgy..

i pulled a face palm on her and it didnt even faze her!

what can i say to her to make her realize the severity of this?
we arent really friends so it doesnt matter how mean i am


#6
Quote by Fusanti_RHCP
and she is being an idiot about it
she doesnt realize there is no cure
and she got it because the first time she had sex it was an orgy..

i pulled a face palm on her and it didnt even faze her!

what can i say to her to make her realize the severity of this?
we arent really friends so it doesnt matter how mean i am


YOUR THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FRIEND WHO IS A GIRL!? ORGY!?

WTF!
:wtf
#7
"You can never get rid of this and anyone you have sex with has a chance of getting it."


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#10
wait, you mean orgy as in an orgasm or an orgy party where loads of chicks go and have like orgasms everywhere
#11
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wait, you mean orgy as in an orgasm or an orgy party where loads of chicks go and have like orgasms everywhere


orgy as in gang banged
#13
13 year olds having orgies, sounds like herpes isnt the only problem in your town
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#16
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If she isn't much of a friend, why would she tell you she got herpes and how she got it?

I call bs.



she is a really stupid girl.
to the point where she thinks she can go to a good college without passing all her classes.
#18
Bwahaha! HA! HAHA! That's what you get when you go to an orgy with people you don't know, she should have known better.
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#19
Quote by Fusanti_RHCP
she is a really stupid girl.
to the point where she thinks she can go to a good college without passing all her classes.



Well my advice is to keep your batmobile out of her batcave, because that cave's been explored and the explorers have left their mark.
#21
Well if she's got an uncurable disease and doesn't feel too bad about it yet, why do you have to make her? It might take some time for her to realize, and that time is valuable. It's like saying "Hey, you got cancer man... do you realize that you're gonna die? Huh? why aren't you being depressed? Hey!?! You're gonna die man!"
#25
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Bwahaha! HA! HAHA! That's what you get when you go to an orgy with people you don't know, she should have known better.


Yeah she should have known that she should only have orgies with people she knows
#27
I love how everyone's going "lolz hee hee owned!"

Because nothing's funnier than herpes.
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#28
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I love how everyone's going "lolz hee hee owned!"

Because nothing's funnier than herpes.


give me one good reason why we should be sympathetic
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#29
i asked if she knew who mudkip and pedobear are

she thinks mudkip looks cute, along with pedobear...after i told her what they do


*FACEPALM*
#30
Quote by Gunpowder
I love how everyone's going "lolz hee hee owned!"

Because nothing's funnier than herpes.



come on, you find it funny too, don't you? It is only human to laugh at the misery of others.
#31
During my freshmen year this school near us had a huge freshmen orgy and something like 10 or 12 people ended up getting herpes from it.
#33
for a second i felt bad for her
then i woke up
and

what a dumb bitch
i seriously hope her parents beat her
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#34
Your 13 year old friend goes to orgies.
Herpes is the LEAST of this girl's problems.
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#35
maybe she can have a career in p0rn now, also i heard a while back that some scientists are on the verdge of making a one time treatment that prevents it but not cures it if you allready got it
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#36
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maybe she can have a career in p0rn now, also i heard a while back that some scientists are on the verdge of making a one time treatment that prevents it but not cures it if you allready got it


So a vaccination?
#37
Quote by Fusanti_RHCP
orgy as in gang banged


gang banging doesn't give you herpes, idiot. Unprotected sex does. And other stuff. But gang banging isn't a direct cause.

EDIT: It's not like "I got herpes" "Oh, so that means you had sex with more than one person"
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#39
Quote by wiggy1988
give me one good reason why we should be sympathetic

Because she's thirteen. Thirteen year olds do stupid things. You can't say you didn't so anything stupid at that age. Chances are, wig, you're still doing stupid shit
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come on, you find it funny too, don't you? It is only human to laugh at the misery of others.

Yeah, you caught me. I love laughing at the misery of others.

Sometimes I go to the terminal wings of hospitals, just to laugh at the patients there.
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#40
^ surely you can have unprotected sex during an orgy?

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