#3
What are the freakin odds?
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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#7
That is pretty amazing.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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#10
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take that cancer. Got your ass kicked by two 5 month old girls.


Hahaha thats great. So next time you have cancer also get pregnant..?
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#11
Wow, what an awesome thing to happen. She must be the happiest person in the world right now! About to have kids, AND she has a new lease on life.
#13
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So if someone has cancer we should just kick them
I've been doing that way before I found out that it might cure them.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#14
I just realized what an awesome story those kids have to tell people when they are older.

TIDE:
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Imagine being the father!

"Yea bitch, my cum cures cancer!"

hahahaha
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
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#16
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So if someone has cancer we should just kick them

perfect imagery right thar
a woman is in a store telling her cancer story, and this guy gives her a roundhouse kick to the side of the head. pwnt.
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#17
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perfect imagery right thar
a woman is in a store telling her cancer story, and this guy gives her a roundhouse kick to the side of the head. pwnt.






He should have named the thread "Tumor Humor"