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I've been to a bunch of dances, and all that.

But... The music... sucks... so... bad(ly).

I've got no problem grabbin' a girls waist/ass and swayin' around the room.

But... that ****ty rap and techno and.... other stuff....

I often find myself saying: "What the hell? How do I dance to this?" pretending to be all cool, like the sort of... 'rocker' guy in the school, who hates any music that doesn't have a guitar in it.

Any tips for dancing to this phenomenon called "Akon"?
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#6
if its like my high school everyones drunk, so that helps.
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#8
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Y'know.. a pimp don't dance. So just pull up your pants, and do the rockaway.


#9
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
Y'know.. a pimp don't dance. So just pull up your pants, and do the rockaway.

#11
Yeah, any tips on how to dance to Dance Music would be awesome. Because it's pretty much impossible.

Maybe request some Lamb Of God. That's easy to dance to.

Edit:
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you gotta be cool and do the soulja boy yo.


That's a better idea, and be sure to crank dat Spiderman!
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#12
to da right, to da right, to da right, to da right
to da left, to da left, to da left, to da left
nah keek, nah keek, nah keek, nah keek
nah walk it by yaself, nah walk it by yaself

down, down, do ya dance, do ya dance
down, down, do ya dance, do ya dance

#DTWD
#13
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
Y'know.. a pimp don't dance. So just pull up your pants, and do the rockaway.


its true...

ive used to think i couldnt dance... but some drunk chicks showed me i could

you pretty much just stand still and grind you junk into her ass.
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#14
Maybe request some Lamb Of God. That's easy to dance to.


how the hell do you dance to lamb of god???
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#15
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how the hell do you dance to lamb of god???


Veeeeeery carefully.
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#17
What the hell is a rocker guy?
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how the hell do you dance to lamb of god???


You mosh/fight to Lamb of God

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But moshing takes balls
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#20
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Get next to a chick and rub your body against hers, basically you pretend to be shagging her standing...


wait... you're supposed to pretend
that would explain the looks
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#21
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A guy that owns a rocking chair. He rocks.

To TS I say you hardcore dance instead.

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Gotta love it.
#22
just suggest some rocks songs that you can also dance to.
for example, "you shook me all night long," ACDC
or "welcome to the jungle," GNR. listen to all your music, and pick which songs are easy to dance to. (ones with a steady beat throughout the song)
#24
Rocker guy= guy who does nothing but listen to rock. And plays his guitar all the time.


This just in!: I learned the Soulja Boy dance thanks to the help of the internet.


Does that make me gay?
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#25
Quote by Roythebattousai
Rocker guy= guy who does nothing but listen to rock. And plays his guitar all the time.


This just in!: I learned the Soulja Boy dance thanks to the help of the internet.


Does that make me gay?



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#26
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This just in!: I learned the Soulja Boy dance thanks to the help of the internet.


Does that make me gay?


no....

it means you're working on it though
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#27
How can you possiblely dance to dance music? Quite simple actually

How can you dance to SOAD? now that would be pathetic to see.

Don't actually dance like Soujia Boy as you look like a absolue tosser. Be more subtle.
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#28
Quote by hendrixfreak93
just suggest some rocks songs that you can also dance to.
for example, "you shook me all night long," ACDC
or "welcome to the jungle," GNR. listen to all your music, and pick which songs are easy to dance to. (ones with a steady beat throughout the song)


somehow i doubt the DJ will have those.

although one time the DJ had a CD collection with her and she had sailing the seas of cheese. i was like "are you for serious?". yes. she was indeed for serious.
#DTWD
#29
just sneak your guitar in and play your guitar when no one is expecting it. Play something like urm..................... Back To Black.
#30
Quote by Roythebattousai
I've been to a bunch of dances, and all that.

But... The music... sucks... so... bad(ly).

I've got no problem grabbin' a girls waist/ass and swayin' around the room.

But... that ****ty rap and techno and.... other stuff....

I often find myself saying: "What the hell? How do I dance to this?" pretending to be all cool, like the sort of... 'rocker' guy in the school, who hates any music that doesn't have a guitar in it.

Any tips for dancing to this phenomenon called "Akon"?

Most of the kids say the same thing about rock music....i think rap music fits better for dances and i dont even listen to it that much. But i think it would be nice if they played a rock song once in a while
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Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
Y'know.. a pimp don't dance. So just pull up your pants, and do the rockaway.

i lol'd

to TS: do what i do: just go completely nuts, clap your hands and bounce around and make sure you run into lots of people you don't like.

oh and wear a REALLY loud suit. like turquoise plaid.

EDIT: bring a CD of some good ole heavy metal and see if you can get a mosh pit started. we did at our winter carnival until the security guard stopped the music.
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#35
It's very easy:

You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it alll about

Now listen very carefuelly, because the next part is the one that attracts all the ladies:

You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around.

Thats what it's all about.
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#36
At our dances its mostly crappy rap and other stuff, then they have like 3 AC/DC songs and then they go right back into the rap. Most of them dont like the AC/DC as much but they still dance to it. By dance I mean bang with clothes on.
#37
Quote by BassistGal
It's very easy:

You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it alll about

Now listen very carefuelly, because the next part is the one that attracts all the ladies:

You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around.

Thats what it's all about.


nice
#38
Quote by BassistGal
It's very easy:

You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it alll about

Now listen very carefuelly, because the next part is the one that attracts all the ladies:

You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around.

Thats what it's all about.

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#40
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This just in!: I learned the Soulja Boy dance thanks to the help of the internet.



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