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#81
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#82
Haha, morningwood.

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He's laughing at YOU.
You better click that bastard.



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#83
Aren't you old enough to be able to figure this problem out on your own, TS? Your profile said you were born in 1989. Come on, dude!
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#84
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Aren't you old enough to be able to figure this problem out on your own, TS? Your profile said you were born in 1989. Come on, dude!


I just thought that maybe there would be a miracle-wonder-way to tame the beast
#87
Hold your breath or pinch a part of your body or exercise. Anything that gets the blood pumping a bit.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#89
Get up and get dressed. Stop thinking about it and it should go away.
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#90
lol just lay in bed til it drops, or go pee
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#93
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piss. that happens to me every morning, only its not really a boner in the traditional sense as it is just filled with piss to the point of, well, you get the idea.


How da **** stupid can you be? Filled with piss? If it were, don'tcha think yer sheets would be wet too? It's your bladder that's full of piss, and having a piss hardon keeps it from coming out. Plain as that.
Best way to get rid of morning wood=piss it off. You can't wank it away anyway, besides it's bad for you to cum while you've got a full bladder.
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