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It seems that a lot of people at-
HOLY ****ING ****!
OH MY GOD, A BLACK PERSON!THAT IS JUST SO ****ING FUNNYI swear, I'm just about to DIE from the hilarity of it all! Sweet blue merciful Jesus H Christ on a Bike, that's amusing

Now, where was I? Ahem...it seems that a lot of people both at school and on UG are very entertained merely by the fact that some people are black. What makes them so funny? They aren't even doing anything. Just the fact that they aren't white is enough reason to completely ROFL yourself. Racist, if you ask me.

Please explain
#2
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#5
I found the sarcasm in your post funny, but black people themselves i don't find funny as a whole, i don't see why people are racist either, different skin colour.. big woop.
#8
yeah I know what you mean. Loads of peope do it, as if its the first black person they have seen. Strange.
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#9
it's their huge lips, low intelligence and affinity for physical labor that makes black people so funny
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#14
If only the pear hadnt been so overused when it was still allowed, so that it could be saved for threads such as this...

#15
notice theres frikin bacon around the pancakes...wtf
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I find that funny simply for the expression. If it was a fat white chick, I'd laugh still. And those pancakes and bacon look DAMN good.

Anyways, I'm not racist, cuz racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Ive seen that somewhere, but I dont remember where...
#21
I'm not gonna lie, I laughed at the picture.

Plus I posted a racist Demotivator in the D-thread.
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#22
Most of us will remember Kenan & Kel and The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air. They were hilarious and I do laugh at racist jokes, I wish I didn't. But... oh I don't know. People are immature.
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This thread is wrong on so many levels.
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LOL banhammer will be coming your way...this isnt a racist jokes thread asswipe
#35
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Most of us will remember Kenan & Kel and The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air. They were hilarious and I do laugh at racist jokes, I wish I didn't. But... oh I don't know. People are immature.


Unless they're jokes which black people say. You know like their rolls in society and things...

But I think black comedians are funny.
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Black comedians are funny. But they're supposed to be.

I'm not talking about commedians.

I'm talking about certain stupid people who point and laugh whenever they see a black person, even though they go to an international school and sit next to black people in class.
#38
because it happens...
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Unless they're jokes which black people say. You know like their rolls in society and things...

But I think black comedians are funny.


Yup. Especially their voice. Like when Will Smith says "Awww, hell naw!".
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